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Sideways blowing snow. WTF? Already mowed the lawn once this year. Lol. Welcome to Ohio.

I've decided to stop drinking, tear down the party garage and become a yoga master. I'm thinking if I can get flexible enough, I won't have to rely on wifey for blowjobs. April Fools!!! Haha you fell for it you gullible losers. I'm an out of shape, middle aged, married man. No...

Excuse me sir, but you only had to buy 2 cokes, not a six pack. FAX! :D

I am no longer hanging out in the basement. I call that success, IDGAF.

He's NFL ready. Shouldn't even bother going to school.

Just watched Groundhog Day because I somehow missed it this year and needed to make things right.

Just watched Groundhog Day because I somehow missed it this year and needed to make things right.

Just watched Groundhog Day because I somehow missed it this year and needed to make things right.

I'm gonna hold spring practice in Florida...K-Mart sucks.

Exactly. Douche Savantism is a recognized personality disorder. It manifests in doucheism and wearing the color blue. No known cure and generally patients need to be isolated from teen age boys and trees.

Douche Savant.

And if he didn't rewind it...We can't let criminals like this walk the streets.

Jesus Christ fuck that game. Fuck Notre Dame. Fuck Bucky too, but fuck them less then Notre Dame.

I could see if it was a blu-ray, but VHS? GTFOH!

So Microsoft built a White Supremabot?

Pray they don't kill any students with the Zamboni...

WTF? We shouldn't even be scheduling these fuckstains, let alone giving them safe harbor for their hockey program.

Fuck your brackets. My brackets sucked a few cocks for money and smoked crack the rest of the weekend. March Crackness. Jesus fucking Christ. Fuck Dook BTW.

LOL Texas And LOL Juggalos :rofl:

Fuck Notre Dame. But fuck *ich*g*n even more!