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  1. Zurp

    Miami (FL) Hurricanes (1926-2003)

    Someone ask Michael Irvin why Ohio State had to punt the ball away just before the end of regulation.
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    2025 scUM Shenanigans, Arguments, etc.

    Absolutely they'll still get some recruits, if they have the boosters. They might get some scholarship reductions, but that won't hurt much if the recruits are getting paid millions. But there will still be players who want to win championships. Let the recruits talk to the players who stood on...
  3. Zurp

    2025 scUM Shenanigans, Arguments, etc.

    Lack of Institutional Control. I get the feeling that the institution has all the control. There's no "lack". The institution is dirty.
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    Kent State Golden Flashes (official thread)

    And I don't blame them for doing it. What do they get for these games? $500k for each? Maybe more? Probably more? On top of that, they can go to their recruits and try to sell them on Kent State with "Yeah, you didn't get recruited by the power schools, but if you come here, you'll still get a...
  5. Zurp

    Spring Games

    I always thought that if you want to play an FCS team, do it during spring practice. But it shouldn't count during the season.
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    2025 scUM Shenanigans, Arguments, etc.

    They didn't even fire Stalions when it first broke, if you remember. Maybe it was for legal reasons, but they suspended him, first (probably WITH pay). And then a week or two later, he resigned (probably under pressure from the university to avoid more legal issues). So... maybe in one point of...
  7. Zurp

    2025 scUM Shenanigans, Arguments, etc.

    That's the best news I've heard all day. I didn't want to still be alive after Mike80 had been killed.
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    2025 scUM Shenanigans, Arguments, etc.

    This didn't occur to me when it happened, because Harbaugh has been out of college football. But a one-year suspension - that's huge. How many did Tressel get? 5-game suspension? I know Ohio State tried to get away with a 2-game suspension, but the NCAA was going to increase that. But I don't...
  9. Zurp

    Cleveland Browns (Factory of Sadness)

    Agreed. Here's the list of QBs the Browns drafted since 2000: 2000 Spergon Wynn - Rd 6 2004 Luke McCown - Rd 4 2005 Charlie Frye - Rd 3 2007 Brady Quinn - Rd 1 2010 Colt McCoy - Rd 3 2012 Brandon Weeden - Rd 1 2014 Johnny Manziel - Rd 1 2016 Cody Kessler - Rd 3 2017 DeShone Kizer - Rd 2 2018...
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    2025 scUM Shenanigans, Arguments, etc.

    My immediate guess was that he was poking around looking for the practice footage, and he found some nudes, and realized this new door opening for him. But... I don't underestimate the power of the nudes. He may have started looking for those, and then realized that he had the ability to get...
  11. Zurp

    2025 scUM Shenanigans, Arguments, etc.

    Let's hope not.
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    2025 scUM Shenanigans, Arguments, etc.

    Ha. Penn State: "Will you be our rival?" Ohio State: "No." Penn State: "Aww... come on..." Ohio State: "No." Penn State: "This conference sucks." Ohio State: "..." Penn State: "..." Ohio State: "Are you still here?" Penn State: "You really won't be our rival?" Ohio State: "Really. Go away." Penn...
  13. Zurp

    Georgia Bulldogs (2021-2022 National Champions & Excellent Drivers)

    Did anyone offer to pay for the next bail, already? Maybe a "buy 2, get 1 free" deal?
  14. Zurp

    2025 scUM Shenanigans, Arguments, etc.

    I think that was the dumbest thing Baker could have done. It'd be like the LA police chief hearing about Nicole Brown Simpson's and Ron Goldman's murders, and saying right away, "I think it's clear that OJ didn't do it!" Get the facts before you make any public statements.
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    Heimlich maneuver

    The closest I've ever been, besides people starting to choke but able to cough the food out on their own, is when my son was tiny and just learning to eat real food. He took a bite that was too big and I did the finger sweep in the back of his mouth. No Heimlich, though. I mean, other than first...
  16. Zurp

    Arkansas (or Sasnakra) Razorbacks (pig sooooey)

    All SEC programs are "major".
  17. Zurp

    2025 scUM Shenanigans, Arguments, etc.

    ... Yep.
  18. Zurp

    People to Punch, Pet Peeves, and General Vexations (mega-merge)

    Is it? I can't sense any sarcasm. I've done 1 lesson a day for 5-10 minutes each for 404 consecutive days (except I missed 1 day because I got pissed when it couldn't understand me). I don't know that I'm getting any better, though.
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    2025 scUM Shenanigans, Arguments, etc.

    https://www.tmz.com/2025/03/17/michigan-mitch-voit-line-celebration/ I know it's baseball, but it seems fitting for this thread. Nerd hits a triple and celebrates by pretending to do a line of coke.
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    People to Punch, Pet Peeves, and General Vexations (mega-merge)

    I don't know that I'd bother correcting anything people say. And that's especially true of people who are speaking English as a second+ language. If he's someone I know well, and I think he'd like to improve on his grammar, I'd help. But I wouldn't want to be annoying about it. I took French in...
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