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  1. Zurp

    2025 scUM Shenanigans, Arguments, etc.

    I wouldn't mind seeing something similar from CMU. But that might come off as hypocrisy. (Unless their head coach has since been fired, and a new nerd is driving the boat.)
  2. Zurp

    Penn State Cult (Joe Knew)

    Have they learned how to make a road straight? Put yourself anywhere in the city - A-N-Y-W-H-E-R-E!!! Anywhere in the city, and drive in any direction. Make 4 consecutive right turns, and you'll end up in Youngstown, Ohio.
  3. Zurp

    Colorado Buffaloes (official thread)

    Can I sue the NCAA for the emotional distress of watching Ohio State call stupid plays against the cheaters? I know I CAN sue them. But I think it's about just as lame of a lawsuit.
  4. Zurp

    Academic Progress Rate (APR)

    No reference to the Big Ten "world-class university" (Penn State), either.
  5. Zurp

    Jim Knowles (DC Penn St.)

    1. and 2. PSU was announced to be joining the Big Ten in about 1990. But 1993 was the first season they played in the conference for football. 3. Hm... Sounds about right. I want to say 1994, either 1996 or 1997, 1999, 2001, 2005, 2008, 2011, and 2016. Yep - 8 times. And they've played every...
  6. Zurp

    Penn State Cult (Joe Knew)

    I absolutely believe they're a cult. But I didn't know why them and no one else. You have good points, but they could also be said about Notre Dame. Maybe they don't have one coach for a million years, and not quite as shielded. Maybe they're also a cult. So how many years will it take the Big...
  7. Zurp

    Penn State Cult (Joe Knew)

    I think you're right. But I wonder why. Are there other fans who think that the college football world revolves around them? Do Alabama fans act like this? Syracuse fans? Nebraska or Texas fans? Not that I've seen, but I've only been drawn to Penn State message boards BECAUSE they act like this...
  8. Zurp

    Penn State Cult (Joe Knew)

    Yeah. They can’t attack what he says because he makes sense. But they make fun of his name. “Loado Comode-o” If you can’t find fault in your enemies’ words, just make fun of their names or physical appearances.
  9. Zurp

    Cryin’ Sherrone Moore, Sniffles, HC TCUN (Dead Man Walking)

    Yeah. I’m not smart enough to not get caught. I’m probably not smart enough to break the rules.
  10. Zurp

    Miami (FL) Hurricanes (1926-2003)

    Who is the bigger nerd? The guy who quotes or the guy who recognizes the quote?
  11. Zurp

    2025 scUM Shenanigans, Arguments, etc.

    I don’t know the answer to your question. But to answer your statement, he chose to go to the cheaters. It may not say anything for his play, but it speaks volumes for the douchebag he will become.
  12. Zurp

    Cryin’ Sherrone Moore, Sniffles, HC TCUN (Dead Man Walking)

    I have been working for my current employer for 25 years. Moore has been head coach for... what... 1.5 seasons, if we're being lenient? I have been suspended 0 times. Moore has been suspended 2 times. Not that I want them to get rid of him, but it looks like, if their actions set a precedent for...
  13. Zurp

    Penn State Cult (Joe Knew)

    I don't know why I find it funny that they think the Big Ten wants to destroy their annual "let's all dress the same" party. The Big Ten doesn't care about your cult. https://pennstate.forums.rivals.com/threads/will-oregon-be-the-white-out.360179/ Someone tell them that they were the ones who...
  14. Zurp

    2025 scUM Shenanigans, Arguments, etc.

    There's not a man alive who can complete more than 50% against this defense. See, silver linings and stuff.
  15. Zurp

    2025 scUM Shenanigans, Arguments, etc.

    Ha. How funny would it be if Underwood plays 2 games and then sits out the rest of the year to maintain a year of eligibility? I mean, I guess it's unlikely, if he really is as good as they say he is - he wouldn't need it. He's just putting in his 3 years until he's eligible for the draft.
  16. Zurp

    2025 scUM Shenanigans, Arguments, etc.

    "So, let's suspend him for Games 3 and 4. We're self-imposing this punishment. That shows the NCAA that we're proactive on punishing our coaches for doing shit they shouldn't be doing. We aren't a 'win first' organization." "But why Games 3 and 4? Why not Games 1 and 2?" "Because Game 2 is...
  17. Zurp

    2025 scUM Shenanigans, Arguments, etc.

    If I'm a 17-year-old with some skill in something that's going to get me some money, I'd probably be lured by dollar signs, too.
  18. Zurp

    Texas Longhorns (big hat, no cattle; please don’t Horns Down us)

    Why bring up 2024 Ohio State here? Didn't Texas and Oregon have a higher-paid roster last year?
  19. Zurp

    Deion Sanders (HC Colorado, Father of SubPrime)

    Agreed. The guy gets paid to have opinions on a few hundred kids coming out of college once per year. Sometimes he's right about someone, sometimes he's wrong. Who gives a shit about it? What did Mel Kiper say about Tom Brady when he was drafted? What did he say about Johnny Manziel? It'll be...
  20. Zurp

    Penn State Cult (Joe Knew)

    Fair enough. I like to think that I'm better than Sheldon Cooper is at reading sarcasm. But I may not be...
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