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  1. Zurp

    USC Trojans (official thread)

    Take it one more step: anyone who schedules Notre Dame is no longer welcome to play any Big Ten team. If you were... say... Northern Illinois, would you rather play Notre Dame once every 5-8 years, or play 1-2 Big Ten teams every year? Maybe that's not the best analogy, considering how Northern...
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    2025 scUM Shenanigans, Arguments, etc.

    How about Kalamazoo Middle School?
  3. Zurp

    2025 scUM Shenanigans, Arguments, etc.

    How about 2010 Buckeyes? They punished the players 2-10 games (depending on the player, how much he took, etc.), AND they took 2010 from Ohio State, and 2012 post-season. They punished the kids who deserved it AND they punished the kids who didn't deserve it. With today's transfer rules, the...
  4. Zurp

    2025 scUM Shenanigans, Arguments, etc.

    I like to take super secret dumps. They really aren't secret for long, though.
  5. Zurp

    2025 scUM Shenanigans, Arguments, etc.

    In my mind, it isn't done until I see the details.
  6. Zurp

    2025 scUM Shenanigans, Arguments, etc.

    Someday, there'll be a documentary about all of this. Sadly, I think they won't capture every part of this story. The documentary won't include anything with Ono: what his involvement is, or knowledge of it, or what he knew or when he knew it, or the nature of his departure... And I'm almost as...
  7. Zurp

    Game Thread Texas at tOSU, Sat. Aug. 30th, 12pm ET, FOX

    Does Fox have a contract with MLB to always have a Saturday night game? For some reason, I think they do. Maybe when that contract is up, we can hope for some night games on Fox. And for the record, I like night games, too. I would prefer that this game be a night game. But I just know that Fox...
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    Game Thread Texas at tOSU, Sat. Aug. 30th, 12pm ET, FOX

    Ha! First, yeah, I'm not sure you want to uphold this one. Second, that's true. And there are worse things to complain about. But, here's a list of better things to complain about: - Old playoff format - New playoff format - Proposed playoff formats - That time in 1974 when Ohio State beat...
  9. Zurp

    People to Punch, Pet Peeves, and General Vexations (mega-merge)

    Here's a new one: I don't like it when people mark their emails "Important" or "Urgent". Unless you're my direct manager, don't do it. You don't do my job. I'll decide which emails are important.
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    Game Thread Texas at tOSU, Sat. Aug. 30th, 12pm ET, FOX

    Yikes. Is this an Ohio State message board or a Penn State message board? Crying about what time your game starts - reeks of a Penn State complaint.
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    Penn State Cult (Joe Knew)

    https://www.on3.com/boards/threads/was-tony-rojas-interception-return-the-greatest-interception-return-in-penn-state-football-history.1819898/ All the internet points go to the guy who posts this:
  12. Zurp

    Maryland Terrapins (turtle)

    He's aged pretty well. This is him about 25 years ago.
  13. Zurp

    2025 scUM Shenanigans, Arguments, etc.

    In an ever-changing world, full of uncertainties, it is good to know that this opinion has not changed. And if it ever changes, I want you to pull the plug on my life support. And if I'm not on life support, then just pull the plug on the refrigerator, or find some other appliance that I like...
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    2025 scUM Shenanigans, Arguments, etc.

    I guess it depends on what you mean by "shitty program". But let's compare them since 2000 to another Big Ten team. Not Ohio State (yet). See if you can figure out which is *ichigan and which is the other Big Ten team (and which other team it is): In 25 years, Team A has won 11+ games 6 times...
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    2025 scUM Shenanigans, Arguments, etc.

    Sorry to interrupt your recital, but I've been reading this thread and laughing. https://www.mgoblog.com/mgoboard/ot-report-potential-16-team-college-football-playoff-bracket-%27gaining-support%27-big-ten-sec They're whining because people are considering making it a 16-team playoff, instead of...
  16. Zurp

    Who would have won in 1997: MeCheatAgain vs Nebraska?

    As someone who likes to laugh at Penn State fans, I very much enjoy that we are not talking about who would have won between 1994 Nebraska and 1994 Penn State. I won't pretend to have an answer for either question, but I will say that Ryan Leaf should have had at least 1 more second for a...
  17. Zurp

    Cryin’ Sherrone Moore, Sniffles, HC TCUN (Dead Man Walking)

    I didn’t sell any. I wasn’t smart enough to undercut the big stores.
  18. Zurp

    QB Julian Sayin (National Champion)

    I didn't think you'd actually do that. But I'm not one to back down, though I think you named most of the good ones. 1. Kinda on the same note as your #7, make a list of the ugliest or fattest cheerleaders. But use photoshop. And don't hide that you used photoshop. Anyone should know that the...
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    QB Julian Sayin (National Champion)

    You should make a ranking list on best ways to get clicks on football content in May.
  20. Zurp

    2025 scUM Shenanigans, Arguments, etc.

    Technically, Appy State hadn't gotten promoted to the Sun Belt, yet.
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