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This thread is for shenanigans and dildo jokes. The other thread would be for punishments. My theory is that the nerds who only want to check out the thread when it is updated assume that they will find some punishments, and get pissy when they just see us making fart sounds with our armpits...

I vote that you make a new thread just for *ichigan's punishment (if any). Lock that thread until punishments are handed down. Just my IMHO.

Give it to the NCAA - they're the team that beat *ichigan. Or give it to Ryan Day's brother.

You're more optimistic than I am, then. I hope you're right and I'm wrong.

There's a difference between finding a mess then sweeping it under the rug, and finding a mess and actually cleaning it up. We want the mess cleaned up. I don't have any faith that the NCAA will clean it up properly. There are a lot of rugs around.

When you're caught illegally making files (either physical or virtual) of material that gives you a big edge over your competition, and you want to ditch it so you aren't caught with the evidence, you don't just ditch it without making copies or other backups. They still had the information...

You aren't going to get any arguments from anyone here. But forfeits don't seem to be a thing that the NCAA does, anymore - if they ever did. Besides, those games happened. If they're forfeited, can we really say, "Hey, we won those games!" without sound like a bitch? No. Don't try it. Just...

I miss all the threads on Penn State forums spouting the outrage that Joe Paterno might not be voted to be "God" on some internet vote. "Oh no!!! Abraham Lincoln is currently leading Joe Paterno by 2.6% of all votes. C'mon, Cultists, do your duty to Joe Paterno and go vote!!!"

Wait for Ohio State to take the head-to-head wins and the overall number of wins before chairs are given.

I'm still annoyed that the Big Ten watched *ichigan walk up the street, break into every house, steal what they want, and then on to the next house. The Big Ten could have stopped *ichigan. Instead, they let them walk into the Big Ten's house and steal the championship trophy. Then... the...

What if they got to the playoffs and lost, but got to keep advancing?

I remember rooting for *ichigan in 2005 to beat Penn State. But that was strictly for Ohio State's gain - not an anti-Penn State or pro-*ichigan reason. I remember rooting for *ichigan in bowl games, because I felt a win for them was good for the Big Ten and, therefore, good for Ohio State. But...

If the NCAA believes that it was all Connor Stalions and the others didn't know him, then they're the biggest idiots. It was obvious that the rest of the coaches had laminated sheets showing the signals. They had his work.

I finally went back to MGoBoard. I found an interesting thread. https://mgoblog.com/mgoboard/connor-thee-stallions-attending-coi-meeting-today That's probably accurate - no one will be happy with the punishment. This one is good: It isn't "everyone speeds". And no one is going past you. You...

I disagree. Make him play behind that shitty offense. Let them win some games and get their hopes up. Lose to Oklahoma but beat the wimps on their schedule. Then fall to Indiana 52-10. (I don't actually know that Indiana is on their schedule, but feel free to switch them out with another team.)

Yeah - good ones. Ask me if I want a meeting at 2:00 before sending me an invite. And if you're on the west coast, don't send me a request for 3:00 your time. I don't schedule meetings with you for 8:00 my time.

My magic computer calendar does that automagically, too. But I mean when someone sends an email: "Can you join a call at 3:00 EST?" First, it tells me that you aren't as smart as you think you are. Second, all that stuff I posted before. And I'd love to switch to DST 100% of the year.

As a Browns fan, this pisses me off. Those fuckers find a way to win with Kenny Pickett. They find a way to make Russell Wilson look good, again. They find a way to turn a blocked field goal into a made field goal (that one goes back to 2002). The Browns get Johnny Manziel. They find a way to...

Don't spoil it, but I'm trying to figure out what that means. I want to wait to find out tomorrow, though.

What better way to distance yourself from Ono than to cut ties with all he stood for pretended to stand for? Seriously, if I'm in a spot to take over for someone who landed my organization in hot water, I'm getting rid of anyone who might be associated with the previous dude and with whatever...