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It's always been my dream to retire with whoever will pay me the most money.

I know a good uniform when I see one, and these are aweswone, I don't think I have ever seen anything like these before, totally unique, gotta love my new program! Go Michigan Unuversity!

Yes, but once he's Barwisized, you will all understand. :lift:

Nah, that's my hair, they just remove it from my back and put it in my head.

Nah, I don't like that way, I prefer the ole "don't let the door hit you in the ass on the way out" Besides, we all know that I am a recruiting god, if I talk to someone, they are coming to West Virginia... err wait, I mean Michigan!

So you're saying I am good for the next 13 years? YeeHaw!

I sure hope so, I don't get paid enough to keep up with this whole recruiting thing.

Three things I do have! 1) A Buncha Money 2) Close to some dentists in Ohio 3) 1 Word, Barwis! Ha!

You all ain't seen my plan yet... so I'll let ya in on a little secret. You ever borrow something like a weed whacker from yer neighbor? Then just never mentioned it, sure he wants it back, and maybe he'll ask and you make some excuse like "I am getting a new thingamabob for it, that spinning...

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1. Is Michigan ready for the Rich Rodriguez era? As soon as someone pays West Virginia, sure. 2. Is Mike Barwis the real deal? How dare you even ask such a question, Mike, kill that person! 3. What in the world will Michigan do at quarterback? Michigan needs no Quarterback, they are the...

That's some good news right there, now back to lurning about these "traditions." Did you folks know we play you every year?

I was thinking that good ole boy Tron, his mom is what that buckile was talking about.

Now, like I said, you folks seem like a bunch of good ole boys, how about four of you get together and help a poor man who went to vest vergina with some momey to help him with his troubles.

That name... shetuck.. you ever been around eddie murphy? I heard he had a she that tucked.

me either, posum is good though. Now, what I was talkin to you bout, i need git some money, yaall seem like good folks, so how about helpin me out? I'll give yaall a jersey, your name n everythin, i'll even give you the number 1 for helpin mah out.

Ricky Scaggs, enjoy the ride

Son, you never had none of that sweet sweet west vergina barbeekeu? We know how to do it right down there, yaall hae no idea how to do it here.

Whut the hell isa rep?

Better n beer stanes and some wun you dun't knows lawn, right?