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Good point, this season is all the defenses issues!!! Not to mention that Morgan Trent guy, and Lloyd Carr, he left me with nothing, didn't recruit anyone for the last 4 years and now I am stuck! :sad2:

I keep tellin' em what to do, but they don't listen. During the last game, I said "go score more points than them!" and they didn't do it, how am I supposed to coach of they won't score more points than them?

I am coming here, to tell y'all I am guarenteeing a victory tomorrow. Sparky is going down!

No way I want to be under anyone in this states dress, have you seen the cheerleaders here? I think that's where the expression of "more cowbell" came from. Hell, at home they were missing teeth and might have been related, but at least they were thin. I am living my nightmare and it's all...

I just signed it with an X, so when I take the Clemson job they can't say I did or didn't sign it, that's just an X, not my signature.

You wait Zook, in nine or ten years I will have a good football team!

That's what I've been saying! Sheesh, I have nothing, Rita is about to start taking snaps in practice because Barwis is busy turning these runts into real men!

It's not my fault, I got one of those boards and drew some x's and o's on it, but someone erased the board at the half and wrote "Go Blue" on it, so my master plan was ruined. I bet Lloyd Carr snuck in and erased it, this whole season is his fault you know.

Ya'all need to understand, these things take time. In the next 5-6 years, I will be a really rich man and at another school this offense will be amazing!

I would love to stay, but those Michigan fans aren't being too nice to me, hell, ya'all are the best company I have now-a-days. I was thinking hot coeds, nope, I got these hairy bitches, have you ever seen the Michigan cheerleading squad close up? Somebody needs to give those ladies a razor, I...

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That's just because these folks are all up tight, won't be like that when I get to South Carolina, those Clemson folks really know how to treat a guy with my coaching skill.

Just like every loss I have gotten this season, that was Morgan Trents fault.

:sad2: Maybe I can get them boys over at Clemson to toss me some cash, this Big Ten thing is harder than I thought.

Anyone got some money I can borrow? I can't afford gas to get to my new job!

You guys are still nicer to me than they are on the UM boards right now.

Hey, ole fat ass has his own thread, leave him out of this. This thread is about how awesome I am and how ascared you all are of me.

If'n those Ohio State folks hadn't stold my quarterback, you'd be my bitch!

Ya'all done stold my quarterback, I can't be blamed for this. Hell, imagine if ya'all were left with Morgan Trent on yer team.