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  1. Monica Lewinski

    The former Presidents for usernames.

    No way! Touch me and I'll scream rape.
  2. Monica Lewinski

    The former Presidents for usernames.

    :giggle: Math... like... what kind of math?
  3. Monica Lewinski

    The former Presidents for usernames.

    :eek: :wink2: :groove3:
  4. Monica Lewinski

    The former Presidents for usernames.

    I'm sorry.... you were President of what, now?
  5. Monica Lewinski

    The former Presidents for usernames.

    Awfully small, Chet. I like sucking on bigger things. :wink2:
  6. Monica Lewinski

    The former Presidents for usernames.

    Hey there, big boy... wanna get busy?
  7. Monica Lewinski

    The former Presidents for usernames.

    Sure... there there... One pill makes you larger And one pill makes you small And the ones that mother gives you Don't do anything at all Go ask Alice When she's ten feet tall And if you go chasing rabbits And you know you're going to fall Tell 'em a hookah smoking caterpillar Has given you...
  8. Monica Lewinski

    The former Presidents for usernames.

    No, Chet... there there... see... I'm fine.. you're just havin a bummer... relax.. deep breath... here, play with these... aren't they soft?
  9. Monica Lewinski

    The former Presidents for usernames.

    HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA Sorry, Cal... I couldn't help myse... pflaghpfp..
  10. Monica Lewinski

    The former Presidents for usernames.

    pflfagh... I almost... pflfgh... feel sorry for that.... pflfagh... poor little...pflfagh... fella...
  11. Monica Lewinski

    The former Presidents for usernames.

    Bully your ass? I thought you'd NEVER ask!!!
  12. Monica Lewinski

    The former Presidents for usernames.

    Are you kidding me? Of course I'd be willing to go downtown with you. I heard next to Theo, you're the biggest soft speaking big stick carrying President out there!
  13. Monica Lewinski

    The former Presidents for usernames.

    Excuse me? I'm busy with Mr. Arthur at the... Ohh... harder.. moment...
  14. Monica Lewinski

    The former Presidents for usernames.

    Ooohh... Mr. Arthur... you have such a way with words... and... now... what's this? No one told me you guys carried weapons in your trousers....
  15. Monica Lewinski

    The former Presidents for usernames.

    HAHAHA!!! Like I'd whore myself out to a fake President...... Dream on, Mr. Powerless.
  16. Monica Lewinski

    The former Presidents for usernames.

    For the record, I wanted to let all my boys know that I tried to seduce Buchanan and he'd have none of it. Though, he did seem to think Linda Tripp was .... handsome... I think is the word he used. Anyway.... I'm open for business.
  17. Monica Lewinski

    What song are you listening to right now

    Have a Cigar, Pink Floyd
  18. Monica Lewinski

    Dewey have a Burr up our Adams apples?

    Cigars? Cigarettes?
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