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Is this the new "Stanford Football"?

Honestly, unless I were one of the young guys looking to start next season, I probably wouldn't give a shit about playing in the Sugar Bowl either. Then again, my undergrad advisor once told me that I "have a total lack of ambition."

Commentators were on that after the first TD. Poll the Ohio State squad and find out how many of them felt like spending a Saturday night in fucking West Lafayette, Indiana.

This punter needs to rail some xans in the medical tent.

Best ever. Go get paid.

:lol: I don't know why some of you even bother watching sports. JFC

I usually like Joel Klatt, but that was idiotic.

I mean, I'm all for shitting on people for not only being stupid enough to piss hot but also lie about it...but I don't think "they have a competitive advantage because of PEDs" is really a rabbit hole fans of any major program really want to go down.

Why?

No one has ever said anything like this. NFL potential has nothing to do with the Heisman.

That's how every senior citizen in this state spends their retirement.

ON THAT LAST OFFENSIVE POSSESSION JUST GIVE ME YOUR SOUL MARIA WE HAD THREE PENALTIES AND WE CAN'T FYI MY COFFIN IS A CALIFORNIA KING LET THIS TEAM HANG AROUND LIKE THIS

Godspeed.

If you don't think Nick Saban knows what it's like to catch a body, I have a bridge to sell you.

Nick wants to choke-fuck Maria so bad right now.

I like how there's an in-depth psychoanalysis of Brian Kelly's mood and face color in game 1, but Saban breaking a headset over a false start while up 18 is cheeky and fun.

Every time I see Tua I think of the Bill Hicks bit about whether or not Jesus wants to see a fucking cross when he comes back.

59-20 42-20 37-17 38-0 31-0 24-7 24-6 30-3 28-0 What a product.

I don't remember Lincoln Riley's crown balding an hour ago.

A's have to be loving this after all of the Kyler/NFL articles recently.