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Emailing while asleep - Boing Boing Hell I send emails like this when I am awake lmfao !!!

The first time A girl asks her boyfriend to come over Friday night to meet, and have dinner with her parents. Since this is such a big event, the girl announces to her boyfriend that after dinner, she would like to go out and make love for the first time .. The boy is ecstatic, but he has never...

The husband store A store that sells new husbands, has opened in New York City, where a woman may go to choose a husband. Among the instructions at the entrance is a description of how the store operates: You may visit this store ONLY ONCE! There are six floors and the value of the products...

You have to love Grandmas!

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I know some of you may be tired of my releasing moments here about Mark, I just have noone else to share them with at this point in time. Last night for the first time since he passed I dreamt him. I was so excited I woke up and quickly fell back to sleep to continue the dream and thankfully I...

A DARN FINE EXPLANATION The wife came home early and found her husband in their bedroom making love to a very attractive young woman. And she was somewhat upset. 'You are a disrespectful pig!' she cried. 'How dare you do this to me -- a faithful wife, the mother of your...

9 words women use NINE WORDS WOMEN USE (1) Fine: This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up. (2) Five Minutes: If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour. Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more minutes...

The importance of walking Walking can add minutes to your life. This enables you at 85 years oldto spend an additional 5 months in a nursing home at $7000 per month. ***************************************** My grandpa started walking five miles a day when he was 60.. Now he's 97...

Questions that haunt! If you have sex with a prostitute against her will, is it considered rape or shoplifting? ________________________________ Can you cry under water? ________________________________ How important does a person have to be before they...

CLEAN JOKES F OR SLIGHTLY TWISTED MINDS... < /FONT> HOPE AT LEAST ONE OF THESE PUT A SMILE ON YOUR FACE!!

He would love it :D

Leave out all the rest Linkin Park :(

Today he would have turned 46, I would have been up at 5 am singing to him as i did for the last 7yrs.... How he would wake up with a huge smile on his face, I would bounce on the bed and wake him just that way. The kids would walk down the stairs with their home made cards they made for him...

Wee Wee lmfao

Happy Birthday hun enjoy your day!!!

Yes he was :D

1. People who point at their wrist while asking for the time.... I know where my watch is pal, where the hell is yours? Do I point at my crotch when I ask where the toilet is? 2. People who are willing to get off their ass to search the entire room for the T.V. remote because they refuse to...

I am going to enjoy the day in peace and quiet and reflect on all the blessing I have. Those are the greast gifts!!!!

Ty guys and Happy Bday to everyone I will share a cake with you enjoy :D