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I was in Detroit a few weeks ago for my grandfathers funeral. One day while I was there i was scanning through the A.M. stations and I came across two stations that were completely in arabic. As much as I hate do admit it I'm originally from Michigan (although the very same area as Craig...

I don't know if it will happen again this year but we had a bit of a Super Bowl party last year and at halftime I held the first annual "Super Bowl halftime challenge" which consisted of removing all the furniture out of the living room, putting down tape on the carpet for a goal line and...

Some of my duties at FedEx Ground include switching trailers occasionally. I can move around and back up 53 ft trailers with my eyes closed almost. I don't have a CDL though only a yard switching certification. I think I'd be scared shitless driving a semi on the open road.

Clements/Gamble at corner Doss/Allen at safety Fox at nickel

Anytime I need a NASCAR fix (which is never) I set up a lawnchair next to the on ramp for I-70.

Chuck Norris puts on his pants via a pressurized denim spray can.

Yeah, and you remember that time Troy Smith came back at halftime and the Mud Dogs won the Bourbon Bowl???

"Try my product."

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The only thing known to man that can match the velocity of a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick is a football thrown by Troy Smith.

Now that we have the 2005 season to look back on I thought it might be interesting to see how your preseason assessment in this thread stacks up against your post season assessment. I feel pretty good about my selections vs 2002. In retrospect I'd probably take Holmes over Jenkins and the...

After the second game of the season in 7th grade Troy Smith was forced to join the high school varsity squad because the remaining teams on the schedule threatened to forfeit the games rather than face him. Although he only ended up a 2nd team all-state selection that season he was happy to...

Notre Dame Announces Improvements to it's Storied Football History :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: This is hillarious! Wasn't sure if it was appropriate for the football forum but feel free to move it. http://www.theonion.com/content/node/42106 Notre Dame Football Announces Improvements To Its Storied...

I thougth Chris Meyers played the role of 'Fat Bastard' in "Austin Powers". Maybe he did, but Penn could have pulled it off with a lot less makeup.

Is this Aaron Hamill, the "Man Show" boy?

Chuck Norris used the majority of the money he made for Missing in Action II to have the inside of his wife's vagina lined with denim.

Uhhhh....doesn't Brian Hartline play FOR Ohio State?

By presidential decree every time Chuck Norris trims his beard the shavings are gathered and buried at Arlington National Cemetary with full honors.

No, but I should at work so stupid USC loving co-workers don't sneak up to my workstation and type PAC-10 homer shit on my account and get dinged by Milli. (Didn't sign it but fukwad/sukwad are your intellectual property).

I'm sure all of us have went to go see a particular movie at the theatre because of the commercial trailer we saw on television.