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So was the ridiculously low bid accepted? or did you accept their first counter-offer?

Who is forcing you to read message boards? or, to take it a step farther, who is forcing you to have internet service, or even own a computer. You can't stand the heat, chug on over to namby-pamby land, jackwagon. :tongue2: Besides, this is a public service. For each of the whiners that are...

I remember watching the Chinese Olympic Games on television, the commentator spoke on how the games were affecting the local economy. They showed a cab with a sign that said: "English-speaking taxi driver." I thought, what a terrific idea! Why don't we have them in our country?

Fans of Albert Einstein have been advocated for this pay system for many years.

When four of Santa's elves got sick, and the trainee elves did not produce the toys as fast as the regular elves, Santa was beginning to feel the pressure of being behind schedule. Then Mrs. Claus told Santa that her mother was coming to visit. This stressed Santa even more. When he went to...

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You meant to say meant? :wink2: You know you could have just edited your prior post instead of adding another.

A couple walked into a dentist's office. The man asks, "Can you pull a tooth quickly? I'm really late! Another couple is waiting for us at the golf course and our tee time is in thirty minutes. I don't have time to wait for anesthetic to take effect," he told the dentist. The dentist...

It depends, just how huge is the g/f?

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A virile, middle-aged Italian gentleman named Guido was relaxing at his favorite bar in Rome when he managed to attract a spectacular young blond woman. Things progressed to the point where he invited her back to his apartment and, after some small talk, they retired to his bedroom where he...

The only reason it's this close is because of the Bowl games JT goes to every year, while DickRod refuses to allow any of his squad to participate in post-season play. All of the extra practices, along with the game itself, include an element of danger (an injury), which DickRod does not want...

[FONT="Sarcasm"[SIZE="3"]Cris still holds the record (a tie actually) for fewest botched snaps in tOSU history. Of course his time as a player was in an era before shotgun snaps became so commonplace, so it's hard to judge him in today's context. Cris's long-snap in the kicking game was...

Glad you said some. :D I made my bet at 2:37 pm, and by that time, only two other people had bet on Muschamp. Also when I bet I believe it was still at least three hours before it was announced. My bet was for only 1 million. If I had placed my bet after the announcement, I would have gone all...

Give it time, m' man. The rest of the country feeling sorry for a sports team takes more than four years. Hell, it took the Cubs half a century.