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Hookers, blow and the weather. That why everybody wants to play for Miami. Why do they need an indoor practice facility? 90 degrees and 100% humidity is da shit... Da U

Fuck the NFL.

I remember freaking out and chanting 'USA! USA! USA!' in our kitchen. No chance we win that game, ever. That Soviet team was the best in the world and ends up in a prison camp in Siberia if they lose. One of the greatest sports moments I've ever witnessed...

Just watched All is Lost. Best watched drunk. Robert Redford is lost on the open ocean in a sinking boat and then a life raft. Fuck that shit...Seriously.

Yes I do. Surprisingly, the colder it is, the more precise my dick writing is. It is counter intuitive. The cold makes my writing utensil smaller and easier to control. The cold also has the effect of making me have to piss more...In the end, a beautifully written hand and dick signature.

The Nittany Pedo Bears

Fucking great song...

Damn. RIP

Reality? A chick who can't be burned by fire and has 3 dragons? Those unburnt tits looked real enough to me. Let's revel together 'cause those fuckers thought that they were getting over on Daenerys Stormborn. They didn't, and that was pretty badass. And now she's back in bidness...Loved it.

That's more legible than my handwriting. Any man would be blessed to have my transplanted dick...

Just watched it on your two recommendations. HOLY FUCKING SHIT!

I am an organ donor. It would make me quite proud to know my dick will live on after I'm gone. The new guy is gonna wonder why he, all of a sudden, has an overwhelming urge to piss-write his name in the snow when he drinks...

Joe Paterno's corpse is pretty decayed by now. A rotting piece of meat. We Are...A Rotting Piece of Meat.

Some of it has to be an act, doesn't it? I mean, doesn't it? :yow1:

Good Lord he's an imbecile.

Whoa.

Good Lord!

Child rape = Penn State. Penn State = Child rape. That is reality from sea to shining sea all the way to North Korea. I mean, even North Korea makes fun of Penn State at this point. And they don't even have food or electricity...

We're the B1G, let's plunder the SEC. Florida and Georgia. They got the recruits and at least feel a little guilty about swimming in the inbred alligator infested swamps of the SEC. Fuck 'em. Power still emanates from the Union states... Hell, there's more Buckeyes in Florida than Gators at...

My grandpappy used to say "if it has tits or a motor, it'll cost too much and let you down"... Grandpappies knew their shit...