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you need to get out more. West Tennessee (particularly Memphis) is more like if NOLA and Chicago had a bastard love child from a 3 way with Detroit. basically a mini-Mogadishu.

Fuck Bama

you’re thinking of Arkansas.

Louisiana alone has something like 2 million gators. which is about 4 times the number (giving crocs the extreme high end of population estimates) of crocodiles living on the entire continent of Africa. so if they ain’t polished off the Crocodiles yet, they ain’t even gonna put a dent in the...

I'm actually more pissed that we don't have them and gators in the same swamps. all this time they could have been filming those NatGeo and Discovery Channel shows in my backyard?!!? we used to ride gators when we was young. bet one of those fuckers could really take you for a spin. of course...

imagine the boucherie you could have with one of those bad boys!

Since we all know the transitive property is always the most accurate way to predict these games: Ohio State beat Nebraska (21-17) Nebraska beat Colorado (28-10) Colorado beat Oklahoma State (52-0) Oklahoma State beat Arkansas (39-31) Arkansas beat Tennessee (19-14) which means Ohio State will...

BigWoof?

that might be a while. Taking them to their first bowl game in 7 years this year.

the ricin doesn't get mailed to the White House. It gets sent directly to the head coach instead.

at first glance, I thought that was the Nebraska logo on the picture with Kiffin

no trophy will ever be as cool as the $5 bits of Broken Chair Trophy

Miss uh sippi

Welcome to backwoods Mississippi! in case y'all are wondering, Tupelo is less than an hour from Ole Miss' campus.

Tupelo, MS? who the hell thought it would be a good idea to set a TV show in fucking Tupelo?

this is the part that has me laughing the hardest. they keep talking about how hard the schedule was and they'll quit playing tough games. you lost to fucking VANDERBILT and OKLAHOMA. and Oklahoma absolutely skull fucked you. had you only lost close games to the "tough" teams on your schedule...

leaving Arkansas? no, it's a smart move.

looks similar to typical weather here. we're a little colder than right now.

that's closer to normal for here. but next fews days has us getting onto mid 30's. tonight actually has a low of 30°.