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  1. Jake

    Legendary 13 year old bangs TWO teachers

    Aaaand another one:
  2. Jake

    Ohio State Women's Basketball (2023-24 B1G CHAMPS)

    The Bucks play tonight one hour from now on BTN, and they are now selling upper deck tickets for this Sunday's home game v Indiana. Meanwhile, the men's team has another game at some point...
  3. Jake

    Dallas Cowboys (Official Thread)

    So now Jerry has a lame duck head coach and his DC just left town. Dumbass Cowboys fans on Twitter think Belichick is a reasonable option to come in as DC. Good luck with that. :lol:
  4. Jake

    Colonoscopy 2.0 and skirts

    Depending on one's life situation, that could be a blessing or a curse. The last thing I want is a lingering death. My worst nightmare is incapacitation, ending up in some nursing home just laying around - at the mercy of underpaid employees who don't give a shit about me - and hoping to die...
  5. Jake

    Colonoscopy 2.0 and skirts

    I have the same damn thing going on in my legs. My toes are blue in the morning because I refuse to sleep with compression socks. My liver can no longer keep up, and I still drink. I have no interest in being 70 and single, anyway. That's why I treat each Buckeye season as my last. Wanna talk...
  6. Jake

    Colonoscopy 2.0 and skirts

    I'm kinda fucking around when I say this stuff. If I had a wife and kids I'm sure my perspective would be different. I watched my aunt go through mastectomies, chemo, and radiation three times - cancer killed her at 54. My mom went through surgery, and two bouts of chemo and radiation - I...
  7. Jake

    Colonoscopy 2.0 and skirts

    My mom's doctor, an arrogant prick most of the time, literally cried when he told her she had colon cancer. He went back and looked at all of her scans and swore there was nothing there...and then poof. Cancer's a fucking unpredictable bitch. That old doc is gone now too, from cancer.
  8. Jake

    Colonoscopy 2.0 and skirts

    :nttawwt:
  9. Jake

    Colonoscopy 2.0 and skirts

    Have fun getting that tube shoved up your ass. Your doctor and your insurance company appreciate your compliance.
  10. Jake

    Colonoscopy 2.0 and skirts

    Never had one and never will. My mom got hers religiously and nothing was ever found. Guess what killed her.
  11. Jake

    Jeff Hafley (DC Green Bay Packers)

    Did not know that - certainly a factor. I also think these old coaches just don't want to play this new game, especially the ones who have won all there is to win.
  12. Jake

    Jeff Hafley (DC Green Bay Packers)

    I think that's why Saban decided enough was enough. Had things been the way they were in Bobby Bowden's days he'd still be at Bama.
  13. Jake

    Headlines You Don't See Every Day (outside of Florida)

    If masturbating next to a 14 year old on a plane is wrong...
  14. Jake

    X ... Twitter

    More like he got up to use the restroom and left.
  15. Jake

    Boston College Eagles (official thread)

    So who will replace Hafley? I can just see old BB hitting the recruiting trail. :lol:
  16. Jake

    X ... Twitter

    Let me guess, he's got to be at least 6'5" too. Good luck, sweetheart. :lol:
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