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  1. Beano Cook

    2017 College Football Playoffs (and Other Bowl Games)

    Nobody's going to vote for a two loss team - who the hell ever heard of such a thing? Clemson, Oklahoma, Georgia, Alabama
  2. Beano Cook

    CFB Weekly Thread 2017 CFB Conference Championship Week Open Thread

    USC, Oklahoma, Georgia, and Ohio State should all win. Nobody gives a damn about the rest.
  3. Beano Cook

    TenneCheat VolunTears (but..but..but.. we're good at baseball)

    Someone should let Tennessee fans know Bob Neyland last coached the Vols in 1952.
  4. Beano Cook

    CFB Weekly Thread 2017 CFB Week 12 Open Thread

    My Pittsburgh Panthers will slaughter some turkeys just in time for Thanksgiving, Notre Dame will sink Navy, and unless Red Grange rises from his grave Illinois doesn't have a ghost of a chance at Ohio State.
  5. Beano Cook

    Notre Dame Fighting Irish (official thread of bowl failures)

    When you play a bunch of convicts in their prison, you're probably gonna end up tossing someone's salad.
  6. Beano Cook

    2017 College Football Playoffs (and Other Bowl Games)

    This whole damn playoff makes no sense. Play your season, have your bowl games, and take a poll. That's how it worked for decades.
  7. Beano Cook

    SEC (It just means more.. even its losses are wins)

    It just means more? In my day SEC football meant getting your asses kicked by Alabama. Some things haven't changed.
  8. Beano Cook

    Kirk Ferentz (four more B1G COY Awards than Tressel and Meyer combined)

    I'm hangin' with Rockne. Ferentz is like a pimple on that man's backside.
  9. Beano Cook

    Notre Dame Fighting Irish (official thread of bowl failures)

    You keep talking smack to me and you may just find out.
  10. Beano Cook

    Kirk Ferentz (four more B1G COY Awards than Tressel and Meyer combined)

    Even the sun shines on a dog's ass some days, son.
  11. Beano Cook

    Bret Bielema (HC Illinois)

    If that fat bastard doesn't start putting the fork down he'll be seeing me sooner than he thinks.
  12. Beano Cook

    Penn State Cult (Joe Knew)

    It's fine, little lady. Do you Snapchat?
  13. Beano Cook

    CFB Weekly Thread 2017 CFB Week 11 Open Thread

    I don't need money anymore, but if you do take Michigan State plus the points, Alabama and Notre Dame to cover. Fuck USC and Oklahoma.
  14. Beano Cook

    2017 Heisman Hype

    137 carries 1191 yards 9 touchdowns 152 carries 864 yards 9 touchdowns The first one is Josh Adams. The second is Saquon Barkley. Adams will get overdue Heisman hype after he leads the Fighting Irish over unbeaten Miami Saturday night.
  15. Beano Cook

    CFB Weekly Thread 2017 CFB Week 10 Open Thread

    When the Sam Hill did Notre Dame drop Michigan in favor of playing Wake goddamn Forest?
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    Penn State Cult (Joe Knew)

    You're second person who said that to me here. I don't think you guys know how this works, but your day will come. I'll be waiting, sport.
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    SimPLLLLLLLe Jim "6-13" Harbaugh (B1G Suspenders McKhakiPants, Cheater Cheater Booger Eater)

    Those were the days, my friend.
  18. Beano Cook

    Notre Dame Fighting Irish (official thread of bowl failures)

    I'm thinking 18-13 or 7-2, in Notre Dame's favor of course, is more like it. Those leather helmets were the bomb.
  19. Beano Cook

    Penn State Cult (Joe Knew)

    Joe Pa isn't taking the OSU loss well. He was heavy into the guacamole pregame, then started doing Jello shots at halftime. By the end of the 4th quarter it was this all over again.
  20. Beano Cook

    Latest Celebrity 'Obit' posts

    Heaven is full of religious martyrs and guys like Jerry Falwell. Hell has decadent musicians and hookers. What do you think?
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