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  1. Beano Cook

    Decanonized Mythologized Disgraced Ped State Monster Coach Joe Paterno (Zombie Icon)

    Just showed this thread to Joe Pa. Boy, was he pissed...but he didn't deny any of it. Interesting.
  2. Beano Cook

    College Playoff

    So Notre Dame and 11 other teams play for the national championship every year, as it should be.
  3. Beano Cook

    The Polls (AP, Coaches, & CFP, etc.)

    Not even Trevor Lawrence can save Clemson and Dabo from another loss to the Fighting Irish. 1. Notre Dame 2. Alabama 3. Ohio State 4. Texas A&M I can already see Woody and Bear going at it. Bo doesn't seem to know this playoff even exists.
  4. Beano Cook

    Weekly Upset Contest for 2020 (Final Week)

    Do I even have to say it? Easiest 10.5 points you'll ever earn.
  5. Beano Cook

    Notre Dame Fighting Irish (official thread of bowl failures)

    Ron Powlus III will the Heisman two times and be the greatest quarterback in the history of Notre Dame.
  6. Beano Cook

    LSU Tigers (official thread)

    Bet the house on LSU no matter the line. Clemson doesn't belong in the game and Dabo is past due for his comeuppance.
  7. Beano Cook

    Game Thread #2 Ohio State vs #3 Clemson, 8 pm ET, Dec 28th in Glendale, AZ

    Woody lost his shit last night and I can't blame him. We went looking for a ref to beat up but couldn't find any up here. Targeting is a rule for pussies and replay review can go the way of the Edsel. Ohio State deserved a better fate.
  8. Beano Cook

    Game Thread #2 Ohio State vs #3 Clemson, 8 pm ET, Dec 28th in Glendale, AZ

    I don't have to tell anyone here how Woody feels about Clemson. The Legend has waited a long time for payback. Make it happen, boys.
  9. Beano Cook

    #1 LSU vs #4 Oklahoma, 4 pm ET on Dec. 28 in Atlanta

    The Big XII has looked like dog shit since the first quarter of the Texas Bowl. I hope the Sooners brought plenty of lube with them to ATL.
  10. Beano Cook

    2019-20 Bowl games (non-CFP) thread

    Pitt, Notre Dame, and Penn State all winning sounds like a helluva bowl season to me.
  11. Beano Cook

    Notre Dame Fighting Irish (official thread of bowl failures)

    Isn't this the fucking pantywaist who drinks orange creme margaritas? Subway alums ain't what they used to be.
  12. Beano Cook

    2019-20 Bowl games (non-CFP) thread

    It's Saturday night in Vegas. If you wanted to send me there on a "business trip" I'd give you 3 hours of football, too.
  13. Beano Cook

    #5 The Ohio State University vs. #6 Kentucky, Saturday, Dec 21 @ 5:45 PM, CBS (Las Vegas, NV)

    Ohio State beat Kentucky in basketball? I guess it's a good thing for Kentucky they didn't play the Buckeyes in football. Getting ass raped twice by the same school? Ouch.
  14. Beano Cook

    Penn State Cult (Joe Knew)

    So basically what they had from 1892 to 1992.
  15. Beano Cook

    2019 Bowl Upset Contest

    UAB Marshall Eastern Michigan Oklahoma Virginia Miami OH
  16. Beano Cook

    Penn State Cult (Joe Knew)

    Leave the Big Ten? What are they going to do, revisit Joe Pa's pre-Big East idea of creating their own conference? Even he knows that was a dumb idea. I guess if they could get Georgetown, Villanova, and UConn to sign on they'd get what they really want - a conference they could dominate on a...
  17. Beano Cook

    ESPN (A bunch of Death-Spiraling maroons)

    At least I had the balls to make it. Herbie's biggest contribution to broadcasting has been creating a "tempo" drinking contest each game he works.
  18. Beano Cook

    Penn State Cult (Joe Knew)

    Joe Pa didn't even know Memphis had a football program. Come to think of it maybe he just pretended he didn't know? He's a sneaky bastard.
  19. Beano Cook

    ESPN (A bunch of Death-Spiraling maroons)

    That fucking company fired my ass yet Kirk Herbstreit still has a job?
  20. Beano Cook

    Pittsburgh Panthers (official thread)

    Taking on Eastern Michigan in the Who Gives A Shit Bowl in beautiful downtown Detroit in December. I hope Johnny Majors joins me here before the game rolls around and we can get smashed to watch the unwatchable.
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