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  1. Beano Cook

    2021 CFB Playoff Discussion

    If Cincinnati is 3rd and Ohio State is 4th that sounds like the loser of the SECCG gets the better end of the deal. But I expect the committee to come to their senses and leave the Bearcats out of it: Georgia, Bama, Boomer Sooner, and Ohio State. Go lose the Rose Bowl. It'll be the greatest...
  2. Beano Cook

    Play Game Weekly Upset Contest for 2021

    Fuck Cincinnati. I'll take Navy.
  3. Beano Cook

    Penn State Cult (Joe Knew)

    Iowa wins but they don't cover. I'm thinking something like 6-4.
  4. Beano Cook

    2021 CFB Playoff Discussion

    Cross Notre Dame off the list after Kelly shit the bed versus Cincinnati. Someone should send his ass up in a scissor lift for that one. Knute's still pissed off.
  5. Beano Cook

    Brian "Body Kount" Kelly (HC Louisiana State)

    Brian Kelly should be fired before he gets to the locker room. I can overlook sending a kid to his death, but losing 24-13 in South Bend to Cincinnati is unacceptable.
  6. Beano Cook

    Notre Dame Fighting Irish (official thread of bowl failures)

    How in the hell is Cincinnati favored over Notre Dame? Have you all gone mad? Easy money.
  7. Beano Cook

    Week 1 Games Discussion

    I saw more efficient offenses watching Jock Sutherland's single-wing at Pitt in the 1930s.
  8. Beano Cook

    Notre Dame Fighting Irish (official thread of bowl failures)

    The Jack Coan era begins tonight! Bowden and I are getting shit-faced and the loser gets an atomic wedgie from the winner. Welcome to the afterlife, Bobby!
  9. Beano Cook

    POLL: Which Teams Should the Big Ten Add?

    Looks like UTSA should be given consideration. If Washington wins at Michigan then add Montana to the list as well.
  10. Beano Cook

    SimPLLLLLLLe Jim "6-13" Harbaugh (B1G Suspenders McKhakiPants, Cheater Cheater Booger Eater)

    Thanks, sweetie. Nice ass. We all know the Heisman process is corrupt. They gave one to Charles Woodson, for crying out loud.
  11. Beano Cook

    Penn State Cult (Joe Knew)

    You don't know the half of it. I'd rather watch Pitt lose 72-0 at Ohio State than deal with 'roids again.
  12. Beano Cook

    Penn State Cult (Joe Knew)

    Nah, Joe just likes to watch and Tucks pads are no longer necessary - one of the benefits of dying. Now when Sandusky joins the party I won't turn my back to him. But something tells me he'll be too busy guarding his own ass to think about anyone else's.
  13. Beano Cook

    SimPLLLLLLLe Jim "6-13" Harbaugh (B1G Suspenders McKhakiPants, Cheater Cheater Booger Eater)

    I was still getting laid the last time Harbaugh had success against Ohio State.
  14. Beano Cook

    "LLLLLLL"oyd Carr (officialllllll thread)

    Still remember watching this one, and reminded Bo today that he had Carr on his staff. He didn't see the humor in it, but Woody sure did.
  15. Beano Cook

    Penn State Cult (Joe Knew)

    I'll let you in on a little secret. On this side you can go anywhere, be anywhere, and it's all the same. Dead's dead, son. Woody, Bo, Bear, Joe, and I are having our annual week 1 party. Bowden has joined us so he's bringing the beer. :beer:
  16. Beano Cook

    Penn State Cult (Joe Knew)

    I mentioned this to Joe Pa and he damned near crapped his pants, again.
  17. Beano Cook

    POLL: Which Teams Should the Big Ten Add?

    Notre Dame and Clemson. Fuck Dabo's pleasure cruise to the playoff every year.
  18. Beano Cook

    QB Quinn Ewers (transfer to Texas)

    Quinn Ewers is already a marketing legend, the greatest college football has ever seen from a kid not even playing college football yet. But he's no Ron Powlus.
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