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That place has been swirling down the drain since they ran me off for boning Linda Cohn on the Sportscenter desk.

He's got better QBs at Michigan, and that's not saying much.

After that bullshit in South Bend last weekend anything is possible. UNLV

I haven't been this down on Notre Dame football since the Gerry Faust days. If they lose to UNLV Freeman should be fired on the field, like Herm Edwards.

Lighten up, Coolidge. Some of us actually enjoyed having sex more than twice in our entire lives.

He was Art Modell's version of Barry Switzer after he chased Paul Brown out of town, with similar results. Gotta hand it to a guy who can have a winning record coaching Kentucky football for 8 seasons, though.

The last time Gundy crossed paths with Ohio State he was OC of the Cowboys and needed a late pity touchdown against the cheerleading squad to avoid a shutout. What the hell would he know about building a big-time college program, anyway? I think the Fighting Irish need to teach this boy some...

What the hell has happened to bowl season? Players choosing not to play, games being cancelled for the flu - it's as if 40 of these games don't even matter.

What are you talking about, son? I don't go anywhere near Ann Arbor.

Mark May blew a hell of a lot more than five guys at Pitt.

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Alabama and Georgia will meet up in the NC game again, Bama has the better QB again, so does anyone outside of Alabama want to watch that? I'll be playing bocce with Woody, Bo, and Joe Pa that night, while getting drunk. Y'all have fun. See you next season.

Baylor

College football has been crowning champions that way since the sport began. They just make more money doing it now.

Holy hell, I was still alive when the Martinez family's reign of terror (for Nebraska fans) began. God help the Huskers if they have any more sons.

Follow the money, son. Even if the Cowboys win Notre Dame is sitting there with one loss. It wouldn't be the first time the Big XII got jumped in the end.

You have something against under the table deals and smoke-filled rooms? I guess they're not allowed to smoke in them anymore. Here's what I see happening tomorrow: Cincinnati finishes off their perfect season with a playoff spot. Georgia finally beats Alabama but that won't necessarily...

The last time Michigan won THE GAME I was still walking the earth with you folks and I've been dead for 9 years. That didn't make Woody feel any better. I've never seen him so pissed off. Scared Bo so much he hasn't said a word to Woody. Joe shit his pants, of course.

He was walking kind of funny the last time I saw him. I figured he just had the shits again but you may be on to something.

Even Joe Pa thinks that's a dumb idea.