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Notre Dame +11.5 Alabama -13.5 Easy money, not that I need it anymore.

Apparently losing to Alabama is better for your resume' than not playing them at all.

Like I said: Good luck in whatever they're calling the Citrus Bowl these days, son.

Never in doubt, ladies and gentlemen.

After the Irish take care of the Trojans Saturday there will be nothing to do but prepare for the playoff. Clemson will still be stinging from their upset loss to Pitt in the ACCCG, as Notre Dame moves on to the national championship game versus Alabama. All Kelly has to do now is find a way to...

We're having to keep Bo and Woody apart until the big arm wrestling match prior to THE GAME Saturday. My money is on Woody - the Teacher to school the Student one more time. As for THE GAME itself, take the Buckeyes and the money line - you won't need the points.

What in Sam Hill is this targeting bullshit?

Pittsburgh, of course.

Jimmy has been such a disappointment even Bo is done with him. I think our bet last week that ended with him giving me a foot massage put him over the edge.

I've never seen Knute as confident as he is for Ball State today.

We're saving a spot for him in the man cave.

4th and inches and Kansas State lined up in shotgun. Bear and Woody are going ape shit.

Joe Pa and Mother Teresa got into a heated exchange over which of them helped the most poor children. When it became apparent he was losing the argument Joe quickly pointed out that he won a helluva lot more football games than her. That ladies and gentlemen, is Joe Paterno.

The polls and bowls system wasn't perfect and had its share of controversies, but it never had a team who finished 3rd in their conference awarded a national title.

Haven't seen Woody this excited since Zeke ran 85 yards to finish off Alabama. He and Bear had one helluva fight that night. Now it looks like John McKay's turn.

Where's the Celebration Bowl? I was going to take Grambling for Eddie. Army Boston College Texas Southern California Notre Dame Oklahoma

If you don't think reputation matters you've got a lot to learn about life.

Four for four, just like my playoff predictions. Never question the master, kids.

If there's anything else you folks want to know about how college football works just let me know.

Never had a chance playing my Panthers at home in November. Their assholes pucker once the temperature drops below 60 degrees.