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Chip Kelly is the Clit Kommander of the battleship O.S.U. PussyFucker and he doesn't suck dick at fucking pussy. You can't ask for much more than that.

If the penis couldn't fit, you must acquit.

I think there's pressure for diversity. How would James look with a purple wig?

Belicheck still available to coach special teams?

It's not quite the Peter principle since they weren't promoted based on their perceived abilities. They're just getting a pay bump to play whipping boys while holding together the scraps.

And you have a restraining order forbidding contact but you don't report her because her compliments make you feel better.

I interpret that content to mean his friends on the team. The story is standard college football pettiness and jealousy so sure it's kind of cool but there's no substance there unless he sits down with the NCAA and confesses to actual violations.

There can be only one (program that cycles through head coaches on a coordinator gig).

Bill O'Brasky was the name

If the Hinzman interview part about barely paying the O-line is accurate, would you piss off the current O-line if you pay this guy $1.5 million to play here? Does he end up costing you more by making you pay other linemen?

If Bama is set on having a coach die on the sideline, that's the hire.

More like when Bin Laden was killed.

I remember watching the shorts and so remember the Tracey Ullman show and name but have no idea who the fuck she is. I think she sings a song about fast cars.

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It seems to me like there should be a way to get 100,000 fans to donate $100 per year to augment the high end booster donations.

If he accepts an NFL job before he receives a Show Cause, I think the NFL probably wouldn't do anything despite rumors they'll follow the NCAAs lead. Unless the NFL has already quietly told teams that he's unhireable.

I assumed it stood for Douchiest Fan Base in America. And I'm going to keep reading it that way.

Was joking. And today Coach B wouldn't have the patience to deal with college kids.

Could have had Belichick as Cooper's replacement, and maybe Sabin ends up in New England. We can't let him slip away again.

The play where Ebuka was hit as the ball hit his hands - my amateur eye calls that a late throw. And hearing others with a better football IQ repeatedly say he doesn't go through the progressions well fits with what we saw today imo. I think a large part of him getting the job was his high...