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Do you even momentary advantageous anarchy bro?

I think that’s what has me the most amazed/amused about all this, (beyond the audacity and stupidity of their idiotically operated info gathering scheme) these keyboard karens ratcheting the ”we’re so incensed” levels past eleventy to the eleventyth power. Screaming and flailing at anything in...

Well, if it was a document that was supposed to be from 1972 and it was actually created on a modern computer in MS Word using Times New Roman, printed and then photocopied three or four times to distort it… edit: if you’re not sure what I’m talking about, ask Dan Rather.

"It is highly dubious that a junior analyst’s observations about the other side’s signals would have had a material effect on the integrity of competition - Not the best picture for me to use, it’s hard to see the velvet rope that separates the junior analyst section from the head coach.

Sparty Jeff slowly lifts his dripping mouth above his cereal bowl, “What are you people talking about? That idiot with all those lawn mowers on his front porch?”.

Wouldn’t it be nice if you’re feeling is correct. I’d really like it to be correct…

Just so I’m clear on this, TCUN would be fine without the money from the freshly signed media deal for the next seven years? Right? Right?

He is a passing academy.

Wil Wheaton to play our favorite scUMwad in the bio-pic?

Most likely WAS my truck. I haven’t talked to anyone at work yet, but I doubt they’ll try and rebuild i.

Stuck in the hospital with seven broken ribs, ‘cause a semi truck knocked me over: This thread is a fun way to spend the time:penguin: Keep the goodies coming!

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Well, whoever the sources are, and whenever we find that out, this is me now and for the foreseeable future…

I was mostly right.8D

I saw a quote somewhere an hour ago, I can’t remember what it was because I’ve been covering so many different pages, from an NCAA investigation lady, specifically stating that the Weiss computer crimes case is completely separate, and has absolutely zero connection with this delicious debacle...

I’m just gonna throw this one out; I wonder if having his opponent’s play-call cheat-sheet has contributed to Simple Jim’s mellowed demeanor on the sidelines? We all thought it was meds, turns out cheating‘s the cure for what ails him.