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Now that is a face that says "there is a little boy under this podium servicing me as I speak."

Yeah! Who cares about things like education or research, we need to give this wonderful football program back to the fans so the no longer have to be burdened with academics.

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So I texted a friend of mine who is a life long Penn State fan and asked him what he thought about all these crazy fans. His response? "Fuckin Pennslytucky, man."

So I came into my office today fully intending to get caught up on some work. Then I made the mistake of checking BWI. This shit is just too damn funny. I don't know how I'm going to be productive today with the constant craving to check in on the meltdown :( Oh and, so it doesn't get buried...

I like this. It will give the crazies just enough hope to convince themselves that the board won't ratify the consent decree. This in turn will make the reaction to the inevitable ratification that much more hilarious. Also, I just read the tags for this thread and they may be the funniest part...

You'd also get that pixelation if you inserted screenshots of those emails. I think I saw someone on those boards trying to explain this to the idiots, but he / she was just ignored.

Are you guys implying that Hoke's weight is higher than average for a man of his height?

With Penn State pulling in talent like this you just know that Urban Meyer and Brady Hoke are shaking in their boots.

To me, the most damning single statement in the Freeh report never gets talked about. In one of the emails about the 2001 rape, when talking about confronting Sandusky, Spanier says something to the effect of 'if Sandusky doesn't take our warning seriously, we open ourselves up to trouble for...

Meanwhile aurabass4psu, the guy running one of those ZOMG JOEPA IS INNOCENT blogs, has really made a strong bid for claiming the title of Dumbest Motherfucker on Earth. Long story short, he suggests that McQueary "only" told Joe et al that he witnessed Jerry engaging in molestation and something...

They've convinced themselves that Penn State was thrown under the bus to stop investigators from discovering the guilt of powerful people like politicians and business leaders. They're just seizing upon this as evidence to support their desperate, conspiratorial bid to ignore reality.

On today's episode of batshit insanity theater: http://mbd.scout.com/mb.aspx?s=157&f=1395&t=9214245 Watch as presumably intelligent adults claim that people are only so mad at Penn State because the prosecutor lied and told us Jerry was sodomizing kids in the showers, when in reality he...

I think that's my favorite part of reading all the stuff from the "we want the FACTS" crowd. They claim that the Freeh Report does not have 100% incontrovertible proof of Penn State concealing the sexual assaults. And of course they're right, there isn't incontrovertible truth. The Freeh Report...

If (when?) the BoT ratifies this consent decree, the conspiracy theorizing on those message boards is going to be amazing. They're already laying the cognitive ground work- "something smells very very bad here."

At first I didn't understand the replies in that thread. But now I realize that lots of them think that this move is actually the board reconsidering whether they should reconsider acceptance of the sanctions. Hence all the posts in the vein of "too little too late." I don't think these posters...

Found this on 4chan back when the statue got taken down, forgot I had it. Thought it would be appropriate for this thread:

You could have a time stamped video of Joe Paterno saying "I don't care how many kids 'Dusky porks, I will not allow anything to tarnish my program" and they'd just insist it was a forgery or something. Joe Paterno is infallible and incapable of doing anything remotely unethical.

Man, I've been having fun reading their message boards and didn't even realize there was a whole thread here dedicated to just that. This is honestly some of the funniest [Mark May] I've ever seen. At first I was entirely indifferent to the fanbase and even felt sorry for them, but after...