I've yet to design it, but know that you will be recieving an award of some sort. Introducing me to "Modern Drunkard Magazine" has helped in firing "The shot heard 'round the bar"...in retaliation to the snobbery and snootiness of the beer thread.
I will post your award here when I sober up enough to MS Paint one....so...don't actually count on getting an award, but know that you deserve one.