Recent content by Telekinesis

I had a horrible vibe going into this one. I said it then and I’ll say it again… I didn’t just feel that way because Fahey was starting. So many things were stacked for this one. Just bad timing/conditions all around.

Should I… should I put dog shit in it first? The neighbors will probably understand the reference to tonight’s performance.

So, the wife thought it would be cute to bring home a pumpkin with the Block O on it. Since the game ended, I haven’t smashed it to three thousand pieces yet, but should I?

Yeah, to be clear I don’t put any of this on his shoulders. Guys needed to step up on both sides of the ball and failed miserably.

Alright, I’ll stop. My fault.

QB throwing darts. Check your gloves. Check your asses, they have carrots in them.

For the love of fucking god help out your freshman QB and hang onto the ball.

“They’re going to kick the field goal which would make this a two possession game.” What a stupid fuck. I should have known this was a loss when I found out this tard was calling the game.

If peeing your pants is cool, consider me miles davis. ..:Then equate that to USC being a good team.

Why did you have to break that record right now? You want me to celebrate while my floor is covered in broken glass? Yeah, I tossed the bottle. What did you want me to do with it? It’s empty.

I seriously could be watching the witches of Eastwick right now or even the goddamn worst witch with fairuza balk and tim curry. That fucking moose in return to oz played better d than this. Now my Kit Kats taste like Riley’s hot seat, you fucks. Oh good now autocorrect wants to make it “you...

I also just want to point this out… We pay like FUCKING SHIT in holiday games. Please don’t schedule any others. You know how close I came to divorce on NYE against Georgia Now this? Stop.