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    Texas Longhorns (big hat, no cattle; please don’t Horns Down us)

    You'll have to wait for the next president for that to be an issue, but the good news is that half the women's soccer team will be men so it'll be more fun to watch them play. Football teams could also pad their rosters with a good percentage of men that identify as women to keep that women's...
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    QB1 Will Howard (National Champion, Pittsburgh Steelers)

    One guy to hold the lady down, another to guard the door. And one buying another round of shots.
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    QB1 Will Howard (National Champion, Pittsburgh Steelers)

    Best case scenario is he gets some playing time late in the season after Pittsburgh has been eliminated and racks up a few impressive wins. Then he tells the Steelers fanbase what shitbags they are and demands a trade.
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    2025 scUM Shenanigans, Arguments, etc.

    Douchiest Fanbase in America (DFBIA)
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    RB Coach Carlos Locklyn (National Champion)

    Wouldn't his agent be on the hook for this? And wouldn't Ohio State read his contract before agreeing to pay his buyout? If he's really on the hook for an extra $200k I'd like to think the school or boosters would pick it up. But if not then a gofundme might work.
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    Nico Iamaleava (QB Tennessee, bad poker player, transfer to UCLA)

    This shit is the new portal thread?
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    2025 scUM Shenanigans, Arguments, etc.

    Dude, that's only from 364 days ago - why you trippin?
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    Nico Iamaleava (QB Tennessee, bad poker player, transfer to UCLA)

    I see it as a When Keeping it Real Goes Wrong episode. Team Nico felt the fervor of players squeezing in the last non-regulated NIL deals and felt like they were leaving cash on the table by not playing hard ball. But Team Nico was never told "No" before and decided to prove a point even though...
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    TenneCheat VolunTears (official thread)

    Can I short Oregon?
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    Nico Iamaleava (QB Tennessee, bad poker player, transfer to UCLA)

    And now Sanders can renegotiate given the freed up cap space.
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    Nico Iamaleava (QB Tennessee, bad poker player, transfer to UCLA)

    He'd be filming tiktoks on a yacht in Miami with Carson Beck's girlfriend.
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    QB1 Will Howard (National Champion, Pittsburgh Steelers)

    Any team that really likes Howard for a mid round steal isn't talking him up to NFL talk show hosts. That kind of team is pushing viral videos of him being boo'd and feigning arguments about which top projected QB is best.
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    TenneCheat VolunTears (official thread)

    Volnation forum is saying Lanning reached out to Heuple (?) to tell Tennessee that Nico's camp was shopping him around. I think before the holdout and some are surmising this warning caused Nico's camp to pivot from their original plan. So Oregon is out a well.
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    2025 scUM Shenanigans, Arguments, etc.

    That was supposed to be evening up in the next two or three years without the cheating turn around, right? We're not all going to live another 12 years.
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    2025 scUM Shenanigans, Arguments, etc.

    Per Brohio, Weiss was able to defeat the poor security on the athletic system password database. From another comment of his on March 27th: Second thing I want to address is the Weiss situation. I’ve noticed a sentiment of “how could a dumb jock football coach pull off something this complex?”...
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