Recent content by Monica Lewinski

Oh my, don't you know how to entice a lady.

I think a cum guzzling contest would settle this... if not for your "Quaker sensibilities" Ya fuckin tease.

It would be my pleasure, my dear.

Bitch, I will cut you.

Cigars? Cigarettes?

Cigars? Cigarettes?

Bitch, there's a reason they named a bakery after you. You handing out your "pie" to any schmuck in a powdered wig is legendary. Chet tells me you burn more rubber in a single day than the NHRA does in an entire weekend.

I've got an ass you can pop...

So, I assume you think I'm a looker. Thanks. If you drop your pants, I'll umm... reward you I probably shouldn't say anything but... there were his "beer goggle" days. He confided that to me whilst we had a cigar.

Cigars? Cigarettes?

I'm sure I heard someone say F U C K I'm ready, willing and able... let's get it done!

Heya Fellas! Cigars? Cigarettes?

Cigars? Cigarettes?

A pin cushin? Not likely... though, I do sometimes feel like a cream cheese sandwhich.

God, you make me so hot. Cal... are you busy?