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I was wondering whether the Reds were on pace to walk in the most amount of runs ever, because it seems like they have to be. Didn't find the answer to that specific question, but did see this. And it's not good, Bob.

This is my worst AI image creation ever. But I'm posting it anyway. Can't get it to change Humphrey Bogart's face to Mr. Redlegs and Ingrid Bergman to Rosie the Red (it just keeps making Ingrid have more reddish features - and apparently upscaled her to color).

Myers fucked this game up. Routine fly ball on the warning track not caught because he was afraid of the Wrigley wall, which it did not even reach. I'm sure it was scored a triple, but that's a fucking error.

Record of futility in a really really old league.

6 consecutive walks to begin the 2nd inning for the Reds. Most of them 4-pitch walks.

6 doubles have been hit so far in this game that is in the middle of the 2nd inning. Reds have 3 of them, and a home run, and still losing. Must be reverting to the Jax mean.

$4.55 regular and $5.49 premium today at the local Costco. Everyone else is higher.

On the pitching front, Nick Lodolo should be back soon. Hopefully blister free. Then Hunter Greene will come back mid-July if the projections hold. Also, Reds suck. Thump thinks they will lose out from here. Fire Francona. Feel like there's something else I'm missing.

It's Pat But seriously. It looks like Pat.

Tyler Stephenson wins pizza for everyone at the game on an ABS challenge in the 9th. (11 strikeouts = free pizza). A real man of the people, that guy.

18-8 in 2003. It was in yesterday's game recap.

Yep, hope they use Lorenzo in multiple facets down there. And Joe Royer got drafted a couple spots before him to the Browns. Joe might have transferred out, but I still like his game and cheer for him.

Pretty good comeback, both by the Reds and their marketing department.

Maybe they did it for the free Abella Danger attendance publicity. Bring in some new viewers to Cardinals games. Kind of like Taylor Swift, but different.

NFL Network coverage is much better. It's hard to listen to Mel Kiper, let alone the rest of those clowns.