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    OL Kirk Barton (Don't tase me Bro!)

    Fuck Barton. He should have gotten life. Hopefully he serves the entire 5 years and they're all absolutely miserable for him. And hopefully he can find some humility while inside. Does Buckeye Scoop still have him on the shows via prison payphone? I could see those tasteless fucks doing such...
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    2026 scUM Shenanigans, Arguments, Arrogant Twatwaffles, Emasculated Cucks, Feckless Marmots, Dirty Cheaters "Mid"chigan

    Will Whittingham clean up the Michigan football program? Or will the Michigan football program corrupt Whittingham? Compared to the culture in the state of Utah, he's basically living in Gomorrah now. And to think Michigan is actually trying to clean up their act instead of just hiring a coach...
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    Look Who's Transferring Now (The Portal)

    What's going is players are getting paid a lot of money to switch teams. And the costs are increasing every season. 1/3 of all FBS players are in the portal. And there are guys who are sitting on the 2nd or 3rd string getting paid nothing who are seeing the Buckeyes bringing in big recruits at...
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    SEC (It just means more.. even its losses are wins)

    Let it be known that, in the Year of our Lord 2025, of the 10 non-G5 college football teams to make the playoff, the SEC made up exactly half of the field... And that despite the playoff committee putting their finger on the scale for the SEC to the limit the rules allowed by setting up the...
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    Notre Dame (football only discussion)

    Wait ..how did USC not know about the Irish's deal with the CFP when every conference signed off on it and even my stupid ass knew about it? Trojans are pussies. They are looking for some way back to relevance and kicked ND off the schedule. ND immediately found a tougher opponent.
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    Ky"L"e Whittingham, scUM's Head Football Coach

    The closest thing this man has experienced to a rivalry is BYU vs Utah. Which...how much can they hate each other really? Is it even really a rivalry? Especially since he played at one school then turned around and coached at the other and then leaves and hires the DC of his 'rival". Imagine...
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    2025 scUM Shenanigans, Arguments, Arrogant Twatwaffles, Emasculated Cucks, Feckless Marmots, Dirty Cheaters "Mid"chigan

    Underwood is as good as gone. I don't know if that's a good thing or a bad thing, but I do know it's a funny thing.
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    2025 scUM Shenanigans, Arguments, Arrogant Twatwaffles, Emasculated Cucks, Feckless Marmots, Dirty Cheaters "Mid"chigan

    Michigan is going to dominate the NCAA and the AARP all at once.
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    2025 scUM Shenanigans, Arguments, Arrogant Twatwaffles, Emasculated Cucks, Feckless Marmots, Dirty Cheaters "Mid"chigan

    One detail that's been overlooked is that I read somewhere (and can't find it now) that Manuel fired Moore in a one on one meeting I initially thought that there's no fucking way that's true. There's no way even Manuel is that incompetent. When I have an employee that's being fired I have to...
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    2025 scUM Shenanigans, Arguments, Arrogant Twatwaffles, Emasculated Cucks, Feckless Marmots, Dirty Cheaters "Mid"chigan

    That's reality though. 2021-2023 convinced them that they were returning to their 1901-1904 glory years
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    2025 scUM Shenanigans, Arguments, Arrogant Twatwaffles, Emasculated Cucks, Feckless Marmots, Dirty Cheaters "Mid"chigan

    The race to find a coach is that they think their program is teetering on an edge. They won a national championships after all! 2024 they justified in a number of ways. "We had to replace every coach except Moore", "we had 13 players selected in the draft!" This season has been "Moore was a...
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    2025 scUM Shenanigans, Arguments, Arrogant Twatwaffles, Emasculated Cucks, Feckless Marmots, Dirty Cheaters "Mid"chigan

    Most programs looking for a new HC have three things to do: Find candidates, vet them, successfully negotiate a contract. And a lot of peograms take significant time doing these three things. If Michigan is whole heatedly serious about their endeavor to clean up their University they have to...
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    Notre Dame (football only discussion)

    Notre Dame got fucked hard. ESPN successfully made the conversation "Does Miami or Notre Dame make the playoff?", as if Alabama already belonged, well before they got royally but fucked by Georgia. There should have been no conversation at all whether Miami or ND should have made it in, they...
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