Recent content by Gizmo

should be 5-0, but Spain keeps kicking it right at the goalie.

Yeah, no fucking clue what it was other than terrible. Why does everything have to be a gigantic concert for a halftime show, instead of, you know, 15 minutes to piss and grab some more beer?

Justin Bieber sure is making some quick changes between songs. Different costumes, different genders, different races.....

I'm not even sure it's happened at the collegiate level....

Cabo Verde, of 682 people, put up a better fight.

Thank god they let our guy play in this, almost unfair to Belgium.

kicked it right at the guy

but we've got The Twelfth Man(tm)

didn't hit him with a toe.

at least the offense has been solid to make up for the shoddy defense.

I saw an offensive guy and a defensive guy both kicking up at the same ball. The offensive guy was a half second faster, thus his foot ended up on top. It's not like Kane kicked the guys leg up, they were both high kicking for the same damn ball, and the Mexico guys leg got in the way of the...

might as well just go to tee-ball at this point.

so another play where a player isn't allowed to try and get the ball while on defense?

and again, the guy shooting isn't the guy who lost the scoring opportunity....