Recent content by Dolly Madison

Only thing we're missing now is that little cigar slurping skank @Monica Lewinski

By the way fat fuck, knowing that you're about 1/2 a sandwich away from a massive stroke, I'll be happy to.

And you do it oh so well! It's enough to make a girl swoon.

That's my Teddy. Always there to defend the honor of a virtuous woman like myself.

Oh Teddy. You know you can rough ride up my hills anytime!

When you have buns and cakes as delicious as mine, they stay in high demand. And you are right, I haven't seen yours have no intention of breaking out a magnifying glass so I can. I have standards.

Don't lie to the guy Tubby. We all know you haven't even been able to SEE your cock in 50 years. Maybe you just mean you are doing strange things with chickens.

Hey! You two fat fucks want to shut up or take it someplace else? Teddy "Big Stick" Roosevelt and I are tryin' to get funky and you're causing quite the commotion! I'll throw you some donuts if you'll be quiet.

My man Teddy R can whip all their pansy asses. AND he doesn't need some fake computer garbage to do it! By the way, Hey @Teddy Roosevelt, I'm feeling the need for another "rough ride" if ya know what I mean!

Sorry I didn't get your message yesterday Teddy, but if you're still ready bring that big stick on over and get ready to rough ride up MY hills!

Sorry George, that wasn't me. Pretty sure that was after you played "hide the cigar" with that @Monica Lewinski skank.

What's the matter Georgie? You sure didn't talk like that when said you wanted to "tussle in my bustle"!

Oh Teddy, you DO know how to make a girl swoon. Come on over later and maybe I'll let you "frost my cakes".

What's up Teddy? It's been a while. Wanna get together later? I've been missing that "Big Stick" of yours, if you know what I mean.

Too bad you ain't getting in them Georgie boy.