Recent content by Buckeyeskickbuttocks

Tough to play at vandy, what with their granite based stadium and all. Its not like going to Illinois where they built a stadium out of brick and aluminum

Their bottom stadiums are harder? Im not sure what that means or how its relevant to B1G v SEC. Does he mean its harder to navigate to the field? Truly. Very weird.

LSU impressed with his binder again?

One of my favorite moments of The Game is those fucking dickheads protecting a logo Ohio State didn't give a shit about.

Probably 6'1" in socks, right?

160 pounds?

Ask Dave Parker. I'm guessing its too heavy to tow

Lets not toe the political line any closer. We've got a place for that if youre into that sort of thing

Lets just take a minute to remember, one of the key traits of a scUM man is believing that making it to scUM is the pinnacle of success. Truly... name the last time they had someone willing to work his ass off? I can't think of anyone. Its who they are.

Never seen a sophomore like him

I feel inclined to make a Swift reference, such as a lyric or such, but I am happy to report I just dont know her catalog.

I was a Highway man....

That sounds right. Its been a while, but I was pretty sure it was after lunch for me.

Freshman year, I was in physical science.

I dont remember. You might have to opt in, but I can't recall. @AKAK