aglickman

Who is the greatest track man in history? Why, it's Jesse Owens! He won so many gold medals that Hitler left the stadium in Berlin because he didn't want to recognize that this great athlete from Ohio State was superior. And who is the greatest college football player? Why, it's Arch. Nobody else in the history of football has ever won two Heisman trophies. And who is the greatest golfer of all time? Why, it's Jack Nicklaus. Nobody can touch him. He's the best.