THE SITUATIONAL: Always the Last to Know
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Ramzy Nasrallah on September 16, 2026 at 1:15 pm
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We've talked enough about Texas. Let's change the subject.
Remember
Three’s Company? Great show. Single guy living with two attractive, platonic women for rent-covering purposes; overbearing conservative landlord, googly-eyed goofy building manager. Appointment television and wildly entertaining.
The show was famous for its escalating comic misunderstandings. There was one in every episode. Crazy amounts of tension and ridiculous circumstances facing our beloved protagonists, always as a result of their own actions. The tightening was palpable.
Mr. Furley would show up at a critical point and make his googly-eyed goofy Oh Shit face directly into the camera. The episodes weren’t all exactly the same, but they were thematically simpatico.
A COLLECTION OF MEMORABLE OHIO STATE FOOTBALL GAMES SINCE 2019
| 2019 |
CLEMSON |
16–0 |
3 |
9 |
7 |
8 |
L, 29–23 |
| 2020 |
ALABAMA |
14–14 |
4 |
24 |
0 |
7 |
L, 52–24 |
| 2021 |
OREGON |
7–7 |
3 |
14 |
14 |
7 |
L, 35–28 |
| 2021 |
MICHIGAN |
10–7 |
4 |
20 |
14 |
14 |
L, 42–27 |
| 2022 |
MICHIGAN |
20–17 |
4 |
13 |
3 |
21 |
L, 45–23 |
| 2022 |
GEORGIA |
38–24 |
5 |
31 |
3 |
18 |
L, 42–41 |
| 2023 |
MICHIGAN |
17–17 |
3 |
21 |
7 |
6 |
L, 30–24 |
| 2023 |
MISSOURI |
3–0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
14 |
L, 14–3 |
| 2024 |
OREGON |
21–14 |
5 |
31 |
3 |
10 |
L, 32–31 |
| 2024 |
MICHIGAN |
10–10 |
5 |
10 |
0 |
3 |
L, 13–10 |
| 2024 |
NOTRE DAME |
31-7 |
6 |
34 |
3 |
8 |
W, 34-23 |
| 2025 |
INDIANA |
10–3 |
4 |
10 |
0 |
0 |
L, 13–10 |
| 2025 |
MIAMI |
0-0 |
3 |
14 |
7 |
7 |
L, 24–14 |
| 2026 |
TEXAS |
23–3 |
4 |
13 |
0 |
21 |
L, 24–23 |
Every episode felt, you know, similar. The tightening. The clenching. The inability to deploy a shake-up of any kind to calm everyone down, reduce the pressure and eliminate the fear of making mistakes. Is
Three’s Company a euphemism for the Buckeyes’ cursed field goal unit?
Ah, hell. I guess we haven’t talked enough about Texas. This one was special.