Why FortCollins hasn't posted much lately

[OSUsushichic]

He's been busy ....

POLICE INVESTIGATE THEFTS OF WOMEN*S UNDERWEAR
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The report states that detectives from the Major Crimes Unit of Fort Collins Police Services today arrested a suspect "for the thefts of more than 1300 women's undergarments." These thefts occurred "at common laundry rooms within apartment complexes." The report further states that:

The Major Crimes Unit is providing an opportunity for victims of these thefts to come to Fort Collins Police Services and identify their items on Friday, May 25, 2007 between the hours of 10 AM and 3PM if they have had thefts from laundry rooms in the Campus West area of undergarments of all types including panties, sports bras, stretch pants, and panty hose.
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http://blogs.herald.com/dave_barrys_blog/2007/05/attention_fort_.html

Disc golf? Whatever!

 

[FCollinsBuckeye]

 

[coastalbuck]

The Major Crimes Unit

I see Ft. Collins has to find something for its major crime unit to occupy it's time...

"Men, we've got a really dangerous situation here, the perp is stealing undergarments, make sure to have the tactical weapons handy...."

 

[BB73]

He's been busy ....

POLICE INVESTIGATE THEFTS OF WOMEN*S UNDERWEAR ​

The Major Crimes Unit is providing an opportunity for victims of these thefts to come to Fort Collins Police Services and identify their items on Friday, May 25, 2007 between the hours of 10 AM and 3PM if they have had thefts from laundry rooms in the Campus West area of undergarments of all types including panties, sports bras, stretch pants, and panty hose.

Pretty cruel for sushi to air FCB's dirty laundry in public.

 

[FCollinsBuckeye]

Pretty cruel for sushi to air FCB's dirty laundry in public.

She must have her panties in bunch.

 

[BB73]

She must have her panties in bunch.

Or perhaps someone hung her out to dry.

 

[MolGenBuckeye]

She must have her panties in bunch.

Gee, string her up, why don't you.

 

[Taosman]

I must speak up on his behalf!
He can only wear one pair of women's panties at a time!

 

[FCollinsBuckeye]

Gee, string her up, why don't you.

I swear, I'm not stocking her!

 

[coastalbuck]

She must have her panties in bunch.

Unless you're visiting Boston....

 

[Padraig]

FCB is the Underpants Gnomes!?! Nice!


STEP #3: Profit!!!

 

[MolGenBuckeye]

I swear, I'm not stocking her!

I'd just think you would treat your hose better.

 

[BB73]

I'd just think you would treat your hose better.

Of corset doesn't matter how he treats her, she either 'stays' or slips away.

 

[FCollinsBuckeye]

I'd just think you would treat your hose better.

I have done this in hopes that someday, someone would write a thong about me.

 

[Buckeyeskickbuttocks]

Some times I read a thread a decide not to post on it.