Which Serial Killer Are You??

[LoKyBuckeye]

and yet... another quiz, but this one is kind of creepy.

http://thisisacryforhelp.com/quiz/killers/quiz2.html


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<a href="http://www.thisisacryforhelp.com/killerquiz.htm"><img border=0 align="LEFT" width=190 height=233 src="http://www.thisisacryforhelp.com/quiz/killers/zodiac.jpg"></a><font size=2 color=#CCCCCC>If i was a serial killer i would be <b><font color=#990000> The Zodiac Killer</font></b>.<br> <br>Over the course of almost 9 years in the 1970s the Zodiac Killer took the lives of over 13 people, either stabbing or shooting them to death in or by their vehicles. All the targets were the same, couples in cars off rural roads.
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Taunting cops the Zodiac Killer would send in encrypted messages to the local papers, describing how his past victims had died, and who would come next if they didn't post his message on the cover of the newspaper the following day. The only surviving witness described the zodiac killer as a heavy set man in a self fashioned hooded jacked that covered his face, brandishing a crossed circle that he always signed his letters with.
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After 1978 the killings stopped, the Zodiac's case was never solved.
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Kill count: 13
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[BrutusMaximus]

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Congratulations, if you were a serial killer you would be...​

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David Berkowitz ​

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(AKA the Son of Sam)​

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</TD><TD vAlign=top width="69%" height=115>Originally believed to be a paranoid schizophrenic, David Berkowitz (the Son of Sam), claimed to be plagued by demons that came in the form of dogs, when the dogs would howl, that was their signal for him to kill. He said that the dogs would call out to him for blood and death, and their cry's would only stop by killing and assaulting over 6 New York women.
In a later interview Berkowitz revealed that the demon story was a conscious fabrication that he had made up to force the police into believing he was insane if he was caught. He also confessed that he would become sexually aroused when stalking his victims and would sometimes come back to the crime scenes and masturbate while envisioning his prior killings.
kill count: 6

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Sweeeeeet........

 

[scott91575]

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Congratulations, if you were a serial killer you would be...​

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Jack the Ripper​

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(AKA"The Whitechapel Murderer" "The Autumn of Terror")​

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</TD><TD vAlign=top width="74%" height=2>Jack the Ripper, by far the most notorious killer of all time. What would drive a man to kill 5 prostitutes, surgically mutilate the bodies, then stop, to never be heard from again? Most of the murders were pretty much the same, the victim had her throat cut and her abdomen exposed, the intestines were placed over her right shoulder and sometimes a kidney or even the heart had been removed.
Jack the RIpper's murders are still unsolved.
Kill count: 5
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[Yertle]

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David Berkowitz ​

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(AKA the Son of Sam)​

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</TD><TD vAlign=top width="69%" height=115>Originally believed to be a paranoid schizophrenic, David Berkowitz (the Son of Sam), claimed to be plagued by demons that came in the form of dogs, when the dogs would howl, that was their signal for him to kill. He said that the dogs would call out to him for blood and death, and their cry's would only stop by killing and assaulting over 6 New York women.
In a later interview Berkowitz revealed that the demon story was a conscious fabrication that he had made up to force the police into believing he was insane if he was caught. He also confessed that he would become sexually aroused when stalking his victims and would sometimes come back to the crime scenes and masturbate while envisioning his prior killings.
kill count: 6

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[Golferdow01]

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Congratulations, if you were a serial killer you would be...​

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Jack the Ripper​

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(AKA"The Whitechapel Murderer" "The Autumn of Terror")​

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</td> <td height="2" valign="top" width="74%">Jack the Ripper, by far the most notorious killer of all time. What would drive a man to kill 5 prostitutes, surgically mutilate the bodies, then stop, to never be heard from again? Most of the murders were pretty much the same, the victim had her throat cut and her abdomen exposed, the intestines were placed over her right shoulder and sometimes a kidney or even the heart had been removed.
Jack the RIpper's murders are still unsolved.
Kill count: 5
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[Wingate1217]

Ted Bundy

 

[coastalbuck]

Some guy I never heard of.

 

[scarletngrey11]

wow that was crazy...
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</TD><TD vAlign=top width="69%" height=162>Over the course of almost 9 years in the 1970s the Zodiac Killer took the lives of over 13 people, either stabbing or shooting them to death in or by their vehicles. All the targets were the same, couples in cars off rural roads.
Taunting cops the Zodiac Killer would send in encrypted messages to the local papers, describing how his past victims had died, and who would come next if they didn't post his message on the cover of the newspaper the following day. The only surviving witness described the zodiac killer as a heavy set man in a self fashioned hooded jacked that covered his face, brandishing a crossed circle that he always signed his letters with.
After 1978 the killings stopped, the Zodiac's case was never solved.
kill count: 13
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[osugrad21]

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Ted Bundy ​

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</td> <td height="145" valign="top" width="71%"> In the early to mid 1970s Ted Bundy would murder over 30 young women. Most were attacked while walking in parks, found later to have been raped and strangled to death, but sometimes Bundy would go as far as breaking into their houses as they slept and beating them to death with a crow bar.
After being caught and convicted of the murders, Bundy accepted prison, acquired a new name and started his killing spree all over again. Soon after, Bundy was caught, but not before taking the lives of 3 more women.
Almost all of Bundy's victims were young white girls with long dark hair parted down the middle, all were raped, beaten and sodomized.
kill count: 30+
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[scarletngrey11]

I just all answered the questions the worst way you could, i hope no one ends up being this guy, all i can say is wow....
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</TD><TD vAlign=top width="69%" height=119>Albert Fish was a masochistic, pedophile obsessed with religious themes such as sin, sacrifice, and redemption through pain. It is believed that he would force his own children to beat him with a nail studded paddle until he bled. He would also stick nails underneath his finger nails,into his groin, his scrotum and his anus. He forced himself to eat feces and would stick alcohol soaked cotton balls up his anus and set them on fire.
Fish believed that God wanted him to castrate boys, which he would do over the course of many years, finally to be caught for kidnapping, murdering and eating a 10 year old girl. Fish claims to have molested over four hundred children. Police charged him with eight but suspect him on fifteen.
Kill count: unconfirmed
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[vrbryant]

<table border=0><tr><td>
<a href="http://www.thisisacryforhelp.com/killerquiz.htm"><img border=0 align="LEFT" width=190 height=233 src="http://www.thisisacryforhelp.com/quiz/killers/bundy.jpg"></a><font size=2 color=#CCCCCC>If i was a serial killer i would be <b><font color=#990000> Ted Bundy</font color=#990000></b>.<br> <br>In the early to mid 1970s Ted Bundy would murder over 30 young women. Most were attacked while walking in parks, found later to have been raped and strangled to death, but sometimes Bundy would go as far as breaking into their houses as they slept and beating them to death with a crow bar.
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After being caught and convicted of the murders, Bundy accepted prison, acquired a new name and started his killing spree all over again. Soon after, Bundy was caught, but not before taking the lives of 3 more women.
<br><br>
Almost all of Bundy's victims were young white girls with long dark hair parted down the middle, all were raped, beaten and sodomized.
<br><br>
kill count: 30+
<br><a href="http://www.thisisacryforhelp.com/killerquiz.htm">Find what serial killer you would be, Take the Serial Killer Quiz now!</a></font></td></tr></table>


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[wadc45]

this one seems to be popular...

 

[scarletandgrey]

<table border=0><tr><td>
<a href="<A href="http://www.thisisacryforhelp.com/killerquiz.htm"><img">http://www.thisisacryforhelp.com/killerquiz.htm"><img border=0 align="LEFT" width=190 height=233 src="<A href="http://www.thisisacryforhelp.com/quiz/killers/bundy.jpg"></a><font">http://www.thisisacryforhelp.com/quiz/killers/bundy.jpg"></a><font size=2 color=#CCCCCC>If i was a serial killer i would be <b><font color=#990000> Ted Bundy</font color=#990000></b>.<br> <br>In the early to mid 1970s Ted Bundy would murder over 30 young women. Most were attacked while walking in parks, found later to have been raped and strangled to death, but sometimes Bundy would go as far as breaking into their houses as they slept and beating them to death with a crow bar.
<br><br>
After being caught and convicted of the murders, Bundy accepted prison, acquired a new name and started his killing spree all over again. Soon after, Bundy was caught, but not before taking the lives of 3 more women.
<br><br>
Almost all of Bundy's victims were young white girls with long dark hair parted down the middle, all were raped, beaten and sodomized.
<br><br>
kill count: 30+
<br><a href="<A href="http://www.thisisacryforhelp.com/killerquiz.htm">Find">http://www.thisisacryforhelp.com/killerquiz.htm">Find what serial killer you would be, Take the Serial Killer Quiz now!</a></font></td></tr></table>

Does this mean I demented?


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[Clarity]

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<a href="http://www.thisisacryforhelp.com/killerquiz.htm"><img border=0 align="LEFT" src="http://www.buckeyeplanet.com/images/clarity.gif"></a><font size=2 color=#CCCCCC>If i was a serial killer i would be <b><font color=#990000> CLARITY</font></b>.<br> <br>Over the course of almost 8 years in the late 1990s and early 2000s, the serial killer called 'Clarity' took an unknown number of victims, mostly trolls and fans who bash players on the very team they claim to support. It was widely believed that MySQL and PHP led him to snap.
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Appearing to be a largely reasonable but outspoken member of a community of online Buckeye fans, it seems he lived a double life. After dealing with trolls on the forums with a friendly demeanor, he would later find them sleeping peacefully in their homes, and bash them over the head repeatedly with a crystal football. A capable cook, he would sauté their hearts and livers in butter with shallots and just a pinch of fresh herbs, and would serve their brains with a wonderful white wine, mushroom and cream reduction.
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The killings haven't stopped, and Clarity's case has not been solved.
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Kill count: Unknown
<br><a href="http://www.thisisacryforhelp.com/killerquiz.htm">Find what serial killer you would be, Take the Serial Killer Quiz now!</a></font></td></tr></table>

 

[LoKyBuckeye]

I just all answered the questions the worst way you could, i hope no one ends up being this guy, all i can say is wow....
<TABLE width="83%" border=0><TBODY><TR><TD vAlign=top width="31%" height=119>

</TD><TD vAlign=top width="69%" height=119>Albert Fish was a masochistic, pedophile obsessed with religious themes such as sin, sacrifice, and redemption through pain. It is believed that he would force his own children to beat him with a nail studded paddle until he bled. He would also stick nails underneath his finger nails,into his groin, his scrotum and his anus. He forced himself to eat feces and would stick alcohol soaked cotton balls up his anus and set them on fire.
Fish believed that God wanted him to castrate boys, which he would do over the course of many years, finally to be caught for kidnapping, murdering and eating a 10 year old girl. Fish claims to have molested over four hundred children. Police charged him with eight but suspect him on fifteen.
Kill count: unconfirmed
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I had never heard of this guy but after reading up on him.... what a freak show.