2020 ttun Shenanigans, Arguments, and Surrender Cobras (Confirmed COWARDS!)

[AKAK]

Maybe by "loaded" the author was talking about being drunk or something, I don't know.

When I originally read it, I took "loaded" as a reference to Harbaugh's diapers, but I might have been channeling Joe Pa.

 

[Jagdaddy]

They should just end all their preseason articles and posts with "Yoikes and away!" at this point

"Don't you worry. Never Fear. Simpllllle Jim will soon be here (followed by farting bugle noise)".

 

[Trevi]

Don’t forget that thanks to mass attrition from the 2017 class and a 2018 class that flat out sucked, they’re relying on a bunch of middling guys in their second year in the program from the 2019 class to carry their team to glory.

On top of everything else, their talent is getting worse, not better.

In other words, "Michigan Men" ?

 

[buckeyemania11]

This is basketball but typical DFBIA, whining about refs in a game where they won by 24 points............

https://www.mgoblog.com/mgoboard/um-vs-iu-special-match-howard-vs-officiating

 

[AJHawkfan]

I suppose that when the football season itself doesn't give you a lot to feel good about, you might as well gloat in February.

 

[ORD_Buckeye]

Their faculty for self delusion knows no bounds. No matter how many years I see it play out, it never fails to leave me amazed.

Hell, by the time they reach their 30s most of them have convinced themselves that they actually did get into Dartmouth but chose tsun instead.

 

[AJHawkfan]

Hell, by the time they reach their 30s most of them have convinced themselves that they actually did get into Dartmouth but chose tsun instead.

Ah yes, the famous Strassini effect.

 

[kujirakira]

The RB room is “loaded,” too, apparently. You know, all those studs like Charbonnet and Haskins. They’re awesome.

I'll give them some break there. His language is over the top, but they have 3 solid guys there between Chris Evans return, Chardonnay, and Haskins. And a 4* recruit to fill in.
When your offense is 3yards and a cloud of dust, you're gonna attract some decent RB talent. See Wisconsin.
Not that I would want any of them, but it looks well stocked compared to most of the conference.

Meanwhile Tarik Black is in the transfer portal. The highest upside in a list of forgettable WRs.
And a first year starter at QB behind a green Offensive Line.
They better pray that OLine gels early around run blocking and the RBs are productive.
Looks like another year talking a lot about "new offense", while Harbaugh and talent dictate 3yards and a cloud of dust.

 

[MililaniBuckeye]

They should just end all their preseason articles and posts with "Yoikes and away!" at this point

 

[NFBuck]

So the offense loses the QB and 4/5 of the OL but will get better.

The defense which loses a handful of it's better players, is still woefully undersized on the interior, and has no depth is going to get better.

Yet, somehow, they have convinced themselves that 11-0 headed into Columbus is a reasonable outcome.

Their faculty for self delusion knows no bounds. No matter how many years I see it play out, it never fails to leave me amazed.

 

[OSU_Buckguy]

 

[gmen6981]

Can't wait for the DFBIA reaction.

 

[CFPBuckeye]

Can't wait for the DFBIA reaction.

Something about online courses, I imagine.

 

[ORD_Buckeye]

Given our own problem and the looming liability for it, I can only say how.............


.............utterly fucking happy I am that this has come out and knocked them off their holier-than-thou perch.

 

[colobuck79]

This could all go away if you put the right bagman on it.