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Texas A&M Aggies, aTm (official thread of jizz jars)

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AJHawkfan said:
In other words - "due to the fact that the rest of the SEC doesn't give a shit about our opinion, as confirmed by the fact that this was all arranged without our involvement, we realize that this is going to happen regardless of our opposition, so we're going to pretend to be in favor of it to avoid looking like petulant little children."
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In other, other words "It's a really big check. We're good"
 
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If, in 1992, say, when I was a student at Ohio State someone from the institution comes to me and asks me to be in a video where I'm to make some cheer for some other B1G school I'm telling that fucker to eat shit and fuck right off.

"We just want you to shake your keys and say go blue?"
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Helpful hints for Aggies with butt hurt. Spread SEC endorsed KY Jelly on your beignet/cornbread/johnnycake/grits before welcoming rivals. It makes for a smoother insertion and that way you won't end up needing Preparation H in the morning.
 
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If memory serves me right, it was the Aggies who broke the unwritten pay scale rule for coaches when they hired Jackie Sherrill - giving him a contract for 6 figures at a time when Woody was making 50K.
 
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cincibuck said:
If memory serves me right, it was the Aggies who broke the unwritten pay scale rule for coaches when they hired Jackie Sherrill - giving him a contract for 6 figures at a time when Woody was making 50K.
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It was post-Woody. They tried to make Bo the first 7 figure coach (1.7M for six years), and he Shaq'd them and said, "I asked myself what would Woody do." Sherrill jumped at it after that.

The best aggy story is that they bought Eric Dickerson a Trans Am. SMU outbid them, but Dickerson kept the car and drove it to Dallas that Summer.
 
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ORD_Buckeye said:
It was post-Woody. They tried to make Bo the first 7 figure coach (1.7M for six years), and he Shaq'd them and said, "I asked myself what would Woody do." Sherrill jumped at it after that.

The best aggy story is that they bought Eric Dickerson a Trans Am. SMU outbid them, but Dickerson kept the car and drove it to Dallas that Summer.
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Damn. Eric Dickerson may be my new favorite athlete.
 
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