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SimpLLLLLe Jim "9-4" Harbaugh (chicken hater/lover/fluffer/Asp-hole)

Discussion in 'College Football' started by TRON, Dec 18, 2006.

  1. MaxBuck

    MaxBuck 2014 National Champions!

    I'm up for trolling Harbaugh for nearly everything, but Saving the Tits is sacrosanct, Script. :pissed:
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  2. lvbuckeye

    lvbuckeye Silver Surfer

    I'm all for saving the tatas, but the fact that the NFL only donates 8% of the proceeds of the pink gear to actually saving the tatas is extremely egregious to me.
  3. ScriptOhio

    ScriptOhio Everybody is somebody else's weirdo.

  4. colobuck79

    colobuck79 tilter of wind*ills

    This article is not helpful. Of course they should give him a raise and a loooong extension. Why would anybody even begin to question that?
    lvbuckeye and scarletmike like this.
  5. ORD_Buckeye

    ORD_Buckeye Wrong glass, Sir.

    They're right in that the tsun shouldn't double down on Harbaugh. They should triple down on the magnificent bastard.
  6. ScriptOhio

    ScriptOhio Everybody is somebody else's weirdo.

  7. ScriptOhio

    ScriptOhio Everybody is somebody else's weirdo.

  8. OHSportsFan

    OHSportsFan Fan of Ohio Sports in Indy

    (re: the Urban Meyer part - not a bad comment at all. No one should be surprised he is ultra locked in on the game.)
  9. ScriptOhio

    ScriptOhio Everybody is somebody else's weirdo.

    Lots of other great stuff in the article too (including):

    How about the coaches? Start with Urban Meyer. What is he like during the game?

    He is unlike any other Big Ten coach. He is distant, uncommunicative. He had a staff member whose job it was to communicate with the officials. I’d come over at the end of the first half, as I’m obligated to do, and say, “Coach, you’re out of timeouts.” Or maybe I’d say something like, “Coach, No. 64 is on the edge (of getting a penalty); you better talk to him.” I was engaging in what we call preventive officiating.

    If you don’t want to listen to what I have to say, you’re probably not doing your team any favor. I’m not expecting that coaches will be warm and fuzzy, though some of them are absolutely lovable. Coach Meyer was all about the business of coaching his team, and he wanted nothing to do with the officials or with officiating.

    That seems shocking for a guy who leaves no stone unturned.

    Any time I would approach his sideline, he would turn and go the other direction. Now, in his defense Ohio State is a pressure-packed job and he’s got a million things on his mind. The other coaches seem to be able to parse that out in such a way that they’re able to communicate with the officials. For whatever reason, that wasn’t on his radar screen. The pregame meetings were as brief as he could possibly make them … captains’ numbers, kickoff time, everybody legally equipped. Check, check, check. Good luck, Coach. Goodbye.

    How about the Barrett play?

    Of course the ruling on the field was that he made the line to gain (on fourth-and-1) and it was going to be a first down. The buzzers went off and it got kicked up to replay. I don’t know why the network didn’t have a camera right on the yard line. It was broadcasting malpractice. Because there was no camera on the yard line, there wasn’t a good angle to make the determination on an excruciatingly close call. I’m talking about within an inch. So replay couldn’t get a read on it, and they did what they’re supposed to do. The ruling on the field stands.

    Dan Capron's B1G crew is officiating the national championship game. You might be familiar with its greatest hit:

    By the way, the line judge who made that call is Brian Bolinger from Indiana. That was his last Big Ten game because the next year he started in the NFL. Pretty damn good.

    Back to the Big Ten … how about the time Joe Paterno almost collided with you?

    We’re in Columbus and it’s late in the first half, our final TV timeout. Penn State is pinned back and punting. I raise my hand to signal ready for play.

    All of a sudden I see Coach Paterno running onto the field and right at me. Oh, (crap). He has his head down and he is running at me. The stadium almost went silent. What’s going to happen next?

    He’s coming and coming and gets within five yards and runs right past me. A less experienced referee might have thrown a flag, but I’m like: Let’s not make trouble out of nothing. I blow the ball ready for play, they punt the ball and the half ends uneventfully. (Penn State defensive coordinator) Tom Bradley is now running off the field for halftime. I say, “Coach, what was that about?” He says: “Joe’s got a touch of the flu; he had a little diarrhea. He had to go.”
  10. NFBuck

    NFBuck Total Coverage.

    That harbrau comment must be from before they started dosing him.
  11. Wingate1217

    Wingate1217 Bring on the next opponent!!

    That was from the 2016 Scum game.
  12. LovelandBuckeye

    LovelandBuckeye You never lose to those pricks. Ever. Ever. - UFM

    Phenomenal read. This last portion is well worth the click in the Tweet.

  13. brodybuck21

    brodybuck21 THE OHIO STATE UNIVERSITY Staff Member Fantasy Baseball Champ

    Fantastic read!
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  14. CFPBuckeye

    CFPBuckeye Turned down a Harbaugh sleepover '17 Fantasy Baseball Champ

    No mention that Penn State fans wouldn’t like it? Has a whole section dedicated to Joesus shitting himself.
  15. LovelandBuckeye

    LovelandBuckeye You never lose to those pricks. Ever. Ever. - UFM

    Damn click bait got those PSU fans looking for some dirt on UFM. Brilliant!

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