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Chris Berman (official thread)

I think all anchors on SportCenter should just stop trying to find catch phrases period, they are all annoying as hell when they try to get cute or original to separate themselves from the other anchors.
 
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I despise everything about Chris Berman. I wish he would either quit or die, I don't care which but I prefer the latter of the choices. How he has a job I still don't understand. He is so tired and played out I cry at the sound of his annoying ass voice.
 
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Greatest Berman moment ever, from deadspin

A friend of mine just told me he's getting married. When he gave me the news I immediately thought of the time we were in Scottsdale at spring training, because it's the best pickup story I've ever been a party to. It was about nine years ago, and I actually forget the bar. But my friend was seriously putting the moves on this somewhat attractive young woman, who was wearing leather pants and had a leather jacket draped over her lap. They had been chatting at the bar for about an hour, and my friend thought he was in the house. I had never seen someone work so hard for a score.

But just as he was putting on the finishing touches, Chris Berman walks by. And without even breaking stride, Berman looks at the girl, points and says "You're with me, leather." And the girl looks up, instantly recognizes Berman, snatches up her jacket and walks out with him, leaving my friend in mid-sentence.

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Buckeye86;660600; said:
I think all anchors on SportCenter should just stop trying to find catch phrases period, they are all annoying as hell when they try to get cute or original to separate themselves from the other anchors.

All of those idiots are just peons in the shadow of former Sportscenter anchor Craig Kilborn's excellency.
 
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