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Bad News - Coach T to Notre Dame

BuckBackHome

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That's right, you heard it here first. There is some genius over on Bnuts wondering if ND will pursue Coach T if and when ND loses to michigan this weekend. Just when you think they cannot get any dumber over there they surprise you.
 
Somebody here who has the ability to post over on Bustnuts please post the following for me in that thread:

"Are you really that fucking retarded?"

Thank you.

Well, I just went over there and didn't see any such thread, so maybe the mods nuked it...
 
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Actually, what's REALLY going to happen is that Michigan LOSES to ND, sending them into a 6-5 tailspin this season, where Lloyd Carr promptly gets fired and Jim Tressel bails on OSU and takes over the head job at Michigan, because obviously all of our QBs suck and Henne is going to win 7 Heismans. Willingham goes on a 10 game win streak, wins a bowl game, and finishes 11-1, and he immediately leaves ND and takes over at Penn State after JoePa retires after a moderately successful 8-4 season. Joe then decides he needs a new challenge, so he applies for the Ohio State job, but settles for the Iowa job after Kirk Ferentz leaves to become the head coach at Notre Dame. Instead of hiring Joe, Ohio State hires Steve Spurrier, who is the only man with a prayer of turning any of our QBs into anything but total sucktitude, leaving Lloyd Carr to go to Michigan A&M State Tech School of the Visually Impaired Brotherhood, where he immediately whines about having to play the Montana School of the Vertically Challenged and the Idaho Institute for Posthole Diggers back to back on the road, and claims the officials for the season opener against the Greater Guatalaharta School for Postgraduate Studies in Lettuce Washing will clearly be biased, as they spent a lunch hour at Taco Bell.


Sound reasonable?
 
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Bucklion said:
... Sound reasonable?
That's complete crap. MSVC and the IIPD back to back on the road is just ridiculous! If they win those two games they should be in a BCS game for sure. GGSPSLW is no pushover either... just two years ago they beat Southern University of Carboro Kentucky.
 
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Speaking of Bnuts, are the Frustrated Unemployed Coaching Knuckleheads calling for JT's job yet?

We only had 462 yds of total offense and 27 points so I figured the head F.U.C.K (Riptide) and his fellow F.U.C.Kers would have their panties buried so far in the collective vagina's it would just be scary at this point.
 
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Top 5 Schools Coach Tressel Would Leave Ohio State For:

1. Mount Union Purple Raiders - He's yet to win a Division III Championship
2. Cleveland Glenville - He's yet to win a Division I State Championship at the High School level.
4. Columbus Destoryers - He's yet to win an Arena League Championship
3. Cincinnati Bearcats - Dantonio slides back over to D-coordinator and they take over as the dominant program in Ohio.
5. Any of the NFL Europe teams - JT can't recruit out of state but he might be able to win in Europe without Ohio talent.

It's rollin' baby, it's rollin'!!

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Bucklion said:
Actually, what's REALLY going to happen is that Michigan LOSES to ND, sending them into a 6-5 tailspin this season, where Lloyd Carr promptly gets fired and Jim Tressel bails on OSU and takes over the head job at Michigan, because obviously all of our QBs suck and Henne is going to win 7 Heismans. Willingham goes on a 10 game win streak, wins a bowl game, and finishes 11-1, and he immediately leaves ND and takes over at Penn State after JoePa retires after a moderately successful 8-4 season. Joe then decides he needs a new challenge, so he applies for the Ohio State job, but settles for the Iowa job after Kirk Ferentz leaves to become the head coach at Notre Dame. Instead of hiring Joe, Ohio State hires Steve Spurrier, who is the only man with a prayer of turning any of our QBs into anything but total sucktitude, leaving Lloyd Carr to go to Michigan A&M State Tech School of the Visually Impaired Brotherhood, where he immediately whines about having to play the Montana School of the Vertically Challenged and the Idaho Institute for Posthole Diggers back to back on the road, and claims the officials for the season opener against the Greater Guatalaharta School for Postgraduate Studies in Lettuce Washing will clearly be biased, as they spent a lunch hour at Taco Bell.


Sound reasonable?

Hell, I thought the posters over on Bnuts scared me, but you might become the leader of those nutballs if you really were serious. You are joking, right? :)

MililaniBuckeye said:
Well, I just went over there and didn't see any such thread, so maybe the mods nuked it...

Ask and you shall receive.

The guy was just asking everyone's opinion, but people were taking it seriously.

http://mb6.theinsiders.com/fohiostatefrm1.showMessage?topicID=30398.topic
 
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BIM,

Actually, I had a brief but luckily temporary flashback to all the threads I used to read on Sucknuts. My head didn't turn around in a complete circle though...this time. :biggrin:
 
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