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2015 SEC Discussion

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jlb1705 said:
Unsealed court records showing Jay Paterno crawling to Ohio State hat in hand...
Jim Harbaugh enjoying French cuisine the only way he knows how...
Urban Meyer playing softball with Snoop Dogg...

The SEC can't even win their own media days anymore. :lol:
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It truly is time to get the rabble-rousing back in the league. The glory days of Spurrier saying "You can't spell Citrus Bowl without UT" and Fulmer staying at home due to death threats from Bama fans are long gone.

Some modest suggestions that would spice up the 2015 proceedings:

1). Kevin Sumlin needs to accuse Gus Malzahn of racism with Derek Mason standing in the background nodding his head vigorously in approval.

2). Spurrier needs to show up and take questions in his green Augusta National Members Jacket, just to troll everyone.

3). I'd like Les Miles to eat a Spaghetti Squash or something Paleo during his press conference. He should then refuse to talk about expectations, but instead talk about his Paleo diet and how much energy he has. Totally dedicate his time to clean eating.

4). Before Nick Saban says a word about his team, I want him to congratulate Caitlyn Jenner on her ESPY Courage award.

5). Every single coach should say something about "wanting to get rid of the Conference Championship game but not wanting to screw ourselves like the Big XII"
Just to troll Stoops and the Big XII
 
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BigWoof31 said:
It truly is time to get the rabble-rousing back in the league. The glory days of Spurrier saying "You can't spell Citrus Bowl without UT" and Fulmer staying at home due to death threats from Bama fans are long gone.

Some modest suggestions that would spice up the 2015 proceedings:

1). Kevin Sumlin needs to accuse Gus Malzahn of racism with Derek Mason standing in the background nodding his head vigorously in approval.

2). Spurrier needs to show up and take questions in his green Augusta National Members Jacket, just to troll everyone.

3). I'd like Les Miles to eat a Spaghetti Squash or something Paleo during his press conference. He should then refuse to talk about expectations, but instead talk about his Paleo diet and how much energy he has. Totally dedicate his time to clean eating.

4). Before Nick Saban says a word about his team, I want him to congratulate Caitlyn Jenner on her ESPY Courage award.

5). Every single coach should say something about "wanting to get rid of the Conference Championship game but not wanting to screw ourselves like the Big XII"
Just to troll Stoops and the Big XII
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Frosted tips would become orgasmic at this.
 
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BigWoof31 said:
It truly is time to get the rabble-rousing back in the league. The glory days of Spurrier saying "You can't spell Citrus Bowl without UT" and Fulmer staying at home due to death threats from Bama fans are long gone.

Some modest suggestions that would spice up the 2015 proceedings:

1). Kevin Sumlin needs to accuse Gus Malzahn of racism with Derek Mason standing in the background nodding his head vigorously in approval.

2). Spurrier needs to show up and take questions in his green Augusta National Members Jacket, just to troll everyone.

3). I'd like Les Miles to eat a Spaghetti Squash or something Paleo during his press conference. He should then refuse to talk about expectations, but instead talk about his Paleo diet and how much energy he has. Totally dedicate his time to clean eating.

4). Before Nick Saban says a word about his team, I want him to congratulate Caitlyn Jenner on her ESPY Courage award.

5). Every single coach should say something about "wanting to get rid of the Conference Championship game but not wanting to screw ourselves like the Big XII"
Just to troll Stoops and the Big XII
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I wouldn't mind hearing that one of the coaches (I don't care which) gives a quick demonstration on how to properly pinch a loaf. The more narration the better. I want to hear about the proper facial expressions, proper reading material, and whether he typically flushes immediately after or lets it stew so the room fills with his odor. Extra points if he isn't sitting on a toilet - he's just squatting in front of the reporters. Extra extra points if he IS sitting on a toilet that is out in the open, and he gets James Franklin or Jim Harbaugh to come out to unclog the toilet for him.
 
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Zurp said:
I wouldn't mind hearing that one of the coaches (I don't care which) gives a quick demonstration on how to properly pinch a loaf. The more narration the better. I want to hear about the proper facial expressions, proper reading material, and whether he typically flushes immediately after or lets it stew so the room fills with his odor. Extra points if he isn't sitting on a toilet - he's just squatting in front of the reporters. Extra extra points if he IS sitting on a toilet that is out in the open, and he gets James Franklin or Jim Harbaugh to come out to unclog the toilet for him.
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Jim Mcelwain is your man.

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http://www.dispatch.com/content/stories/sports/2015/07/15/osu-fans-at-alabama-day.html

I heard about this earlier and then found a link from BWI. Anyway, I found the comments pretty funny.

Obnoxious Ohio state fans. Gee thats a big surprise. Were they drunk and mouthing off like normal fans? That skin color is a big shock too.
Would they be there if they didn't win it? Alabama isn't even the team they beat for the fixed championship. Why show up there? Can't they afford a trip to Oregon? A-hole trouble makers.
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Zurp said:
I wouldn't mind hearing that one of the coaches (I don't care which) gives a quick demonstration on how to properly pinch a loaf. The more narration the better. I want to hear about the proper facial expressions, proper reading material, and whether he typically flushes immediately after or lets it stew so the room fills with his odor. Extra points if he isn't sitting on a toilet - he's just squatting in front of the reporters. Extra extra points if he IS sitting on a toilet that is out in the open, and he gets James Franklin or Jim Harbaugh to come out to unclog the toilet for him.
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Read this while pinching a loaf.
 
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http://www.foxsports.com/college-fo...auburn-tigers-sec-starting-talent-test-071615

Ohio State vs. SEC: Why Buckeyes would be South's most talented team

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So let's actually do that. How many starters on the SEC's top team --€“ Auburn, according to the league's media -- would start for the Buckeyes this year?
My hunch: Only about six of the Tigers' 22 starters would beat out their Buckeyes counterparts.

Wideout Duke Williams and right tackle Avery Young would start on O. Auburn has some impressive talent on offense, but as good as quarterback Jeremy Johnson is, I don't see him being the guy who'd overtake everyone at OSU. Former five-star RB Jovon Robinson is a stud, but him starting over Ezekiel Elliott -- the dude who ran all over Bama and everyone else in the postseason? Nope. LT Shon Coleman's good but over Taylor Decker, a projected first-rounder who allowed only one sack last season? Nah. LG Alex Kozan was a Freshman All-American for Auburn in 2013 before missing last year with a back injury, but I'm not sure he'd trump Ohio State's Bill Price, a powerhouse the Buckeye staff raves about and a Freshman All-American last year.

On defense, I figure the Tigers may have four who would win starting jobs. DT Montravius Adams, a 330-pounder, can be dominant at times and would be one of the Buckeyes' top two interior guys (along with Adolphus Washington -- 10.5 TFLs last year). DE Carl Lawson, coming off injury, also can be special and should emerge as one of the top DEs in the country. I wouldn't start him over OSU's Joey Bosa, but I suspect he'd be the Buckeyes' second-best DE.

I like OLB Kris Frost, but the Buckeyes may have the best linebacker crew in college football, especially since the outside guys are so good (Darron Lee and Josh Perry). Young MLB Raekwon McMillan is a future star inside, but I'll give the Tigers' 253-pound senior Cassanova McKinzy the edge now. He had 91 tackles last year and led the team in tackles the year before. Auburn's other starter is CB Jonathan Jones (six INTs, 11 passes broken up) who gets the nod over OSU's sophomore speedster, Gareon Conley.

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http://www.foxsports.com/college-fo...ma-crimson-tide-starting-22-comparison-072015

Ohio State's starting 22 would dominate Alabama's again this year

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Several Bama fans took me to task for not using the Tide for the matchup, so I decided to do that one. By the way, in my own preseason top 10, I have Bama No. 5 -- behind Ohio State, TCU, Oregon and Baylor -- and I have Auburn No. 9.

After getting some feedback from a few coaches I really trust and an NFL scout, the Tide, which lost to Ohio State 42-35 in the Sugar Bowl last season, would have more guys than Auburn that would start at Ohio State.

But I think it's probably only one more guy right now -- seven as opposed to six on the starting 22...

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Andrew Moore ‏@moore1340 1h1 hour ago
@BruceFeldmanCFB how about Ohio State vs an All Star team from the SEC?

Bruce Feldman ‏@BruceFeldmanCFB 1h1 hour ago
@moore1340 I looked at that. I think #Buckeyes would get 7-8 starters of the 22 (QB, EE, Decker (maybe), Elflein, Bosa, Lee, Perry, Bell)
 
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Everyone knows that Ole Miss sucks and Hugh Freeze is a sanctimonious idiot.
As such, CMR trolled his ass with a photobomb while on ESPN. As usual, Freeze looks like his autism (and too much chocolate milk) is getting the best of him

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Richt you dapper fuck. I love you.
 
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